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What If I Told You by Kasieze(m): 3:58pm On Oct 09, 2014
• What if I told you that the missing malaysian plane is at my backyard?

• What if I told you that my father is richer than bill gate?

• What if I told you that I ate beans and ogiri this morning?

• What if I told you that my girlfriend told me that its over between us because my shit (pen*s) is too small for her grave yard?

• What if I told you that I got a job at 7.00am this morning and was sacked at 7.15am because I messed while rejoicing?

• What if I told you that beyonce is willing to pay 50 million naira to have me as her boyfriend?

• What if I told you that 12 out of 30 of my girlfriends are in this group? You Grab??

• What if I told you that am the second in command of Islamic group(book haram)

• What if I told you that I took 5 raps of igbo before writing this shit? WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

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