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| Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Rocktation(f): 12:23am On Jun 19, 2012 |
We love our parents and always will respect them. However, they spin a yarn as good as the rest of us. These are some of the fibs they fed me while growing up. You should share yours too. 1. They all came first in class. (So who came second?) 2. All the gala sellers are dead. (Who sells to them every other time that they buy?) 3. Money cannot buy happiness. (Well, it doesn't make you unhappy either). 4. All parents did not fornicate before marriage. (I hear) 5. Children jump out through the stomach at parturition.  6. You'll fall pregnant if a boy does so much as holds your hand. ( I suppose don born a whole country by now) 7. "Just tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble". (Yeah right!) Share yours. 4 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Frankkk(m): 12:52am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Dose days na so dem dey talk |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lagcity(m): 1:02am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Too much Fanta causes Jedi-Jedi (chop-nyash, chop-nyash). That's a damn lie!  2 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Rocktation(f): 1:11am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Frankkk: Dose days na so dem dey talk Abi? But at least we can tell the difference now  |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by k10: 9:01am On Jun 19, 2012 |
when visitors give you money "I will keep these money for you..." 17 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Rocktation(f): 9:25am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Oh! I should've added this oo. They showed me pepper with this too! |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Afam4eva(m): 11:03am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Rocktation:I think this is probably the biggest lies that parents have been passing down to their children and their children passing it down to their own children. If they all came first in the class, who now came last? 2 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by hamsky: 11:06am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Elders are always correct and old people don't fart, for some reason i also thought that clocks use electricity 1 Like |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lifestyle1(m): 11:06am On Jun 19, 2012 |
I can't think of any at the moment..  |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Wislet(f): 11:07am On Jun 19, 2012 |
heheheheheheehehheheehheheheheehhehheeeeehehehehehehheheheheeeeeheehheheheheheh |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by librangyps(f): 11:07am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Rocktation: We love our parents and always will respect them. However, they spin a yarn as good as the rest of us. These are some of the fibs they fed me while growing up. You should share yours too. Congrats ur post made front page...  |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Wislet(f): 11:08am On Jun 19, 2012 |
eggs are not for children...but adults 1 Like |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Wislet(f): 11:10am On Jun 19, 2012 |
eating too much meat will make u greedy/big eyed |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by laidol(f): 11:10am On Jun 19, 2012 |
At puberty - go near a boy/man and you get pregnant 1 Like |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by bohboh275(m): 11:12am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Stop crying i will buy Gala for you when i'm coming You will bedwet when you cry too much 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lifestyle1(m): 11:12am On Jun 19, 2012 |
librangyps: what is so special about front page ? |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by SpiritofOkija(m): 11:14am On Jun 19, 2012 |
* If you come first, I will buy you a bicycle..  * God is watching you... 5 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by chuckdee4(m): 11:14am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Tidy up the house the president is coming for an official visit (How gaullible were we) 2 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Wislet(f): 11:17am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Spirit of Okija: * If you come first, I will buy you a bicycle..it was never bought, huh? 1 Like |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by inspirenet: 11:19am On Jun 19, 2012 |
lol |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Asemo11(m): 11:21am On Jun 19, 2012 |
If u drink Coconut water u no go no book again, devil day stay 4 ground 2 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by librangyps(f): 11:24am On Jun 19, 2012 |
life_style: It is to me... I keep checking till I Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ what catches my attention... Plus rock is my girl, we know how we get down... E ma dasi oro 1 Like |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by sessydoo(m): 11:25am On Jun 19, 2012 |
1. Dont draw a line in the sand bc if ants enter the line ur mama will die. 2. dont pour hot water outside in the day or else u may have fever |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Sijo01(f): 11:26am On Jun 19, 2012 |
finishin ur meat bfor d food makes one a potential tef Gizzard ar nt mnt 4kids |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lbotus(f): 11:31am On Jun 19, 2012 |
If a boy touches you or sit close to you will get pregnant because you are a woman #my mum, when i started my menstrual period#  |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lifestyle1(m): 11:32am On Jun 19, 2012 |
Spirit of Okija: * If you come first, I will buy you a bicycle.. But u did not come first.. did u ?  2 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lifestyle1(m): 11:33am On Jun 19, 2012 |
lbotus: If a boy touches you or sit close to you will get pregnant because you are a woman |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by ouigy99(m): 11:34am On Jun 19, 2012 |
- If you swallow orange seed, it would germinate in ur belly, and the leafs would pop out from your head - The cure for bed-wetting was to tie a snake round the bed-wetters waist (and how da hell would dey xpect such person to sleep again sef?) - The patient dog eats the fattest bone. ( After the sharper ones don lem the meat abi?) |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by jubileejosephs: 11:34am On Jun 19, 2012 |
If u sweep ur house in d midnight, u'll will b inviting ghost 2 d house. |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by terimama: 11:35am On Jun 19, 2012 |
when my teeth started breaking, i was told to throw it on the roof of our house so that it would grow again.   6 Likes |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lifestyle1(m): 11:36am On Jun 19, 2012 |
librangyps: E pele o e ma binu.. |
| Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Andrew3(m): 11:38am On Jun 19, 2012 |
I resemble my father when i do well I am my mother's son when i do bad |
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