In a court trial, a lawyer called his 1st witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother to the box, and began to cross examine her.
Lawyer : "Mama Vero " do you know me?
Mama Vero: yes, i do know you lawyer pollus I've known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a disappointment to your parents and to the society, you are a liar, you cheat people including your wife. You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big man when you don't even have brain and manners. Yes' I know you!..
The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked again; Lawyer Pollus: "Mama Vero" do you know the defence lawyer? She replied
Mama Vero: yes i do, i've known lawyer Gideon since he was a young boy too, he has been your very good friend because the 2 of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact, he is a criminal, he can't even build a normal relationship with anyone, his law pratice is one of the worst in the country. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with more than 3 different women, 1 of them was your wife. yes, i know him.
The defence lawyer almost fainted. Just then, the judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice said, ''if any of you idiots ask her if she knows me, l 'll make sure you lose your license.

Hilarious! I laugh every single time I read this joke.