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Hahaha. Akpors The Kidnapper by LordEmperoris1(m): 2:56pm On Oct 12, 2014
Just a joke...
Akpos and his gang kidnapped some musicians on their way from airport to the downtown of warri in a bus.. But unfortunately akpos boss who 'll give them price tag was not around.. So akpos gave him a phone call.. And the following conversation took place:-
Akpos: hello oga
Oga: akpos how now?
Akpos: we don catch a bus with full of nigerian musicians. But i no know how i go take price them.
Oga: tell me their names and i go tell u the price.
Akpos: okay eemm,, dbanj and 2face
Oga: thirty million naira each.. last.
Akpos: okay then naeto-c and banky-w
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira last
Akpos: okay then wizkid, davido, olamide and iceprince.
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira
Akpos: ehemm.. Then style plus.
Oga: who be that?
Akpos: the guys wey sing "four years don wakka"
Oga: 25 thousand naira for the three of them.
Akpos: okayy... Then one here wey get White bia bia, say him name na Elvis grey
Oga: na he goat?
Akpos: na im name be That... I no know am, but him say he sing "killing me with Timaya"
Oga: akpos!! Give am money for tranport, make he waka... Na so guys like him go dey finish our food.. And we no go gain anything!!

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