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Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lawisong(m): 11:47am On Nov 12, 2008
Hello nairalanders, below is the vocabulary of a man who i think deserved to be given the legal right to coin his own words. Hey i'm not talking of the Grey haired nobel laurette, Prof. Wole Soyinka, no, but i'm referring to the musician, preacher, politician, teacher, etc, he is no other than one of nigeria's finest, Baba Chris Okotie, Read on,


ORDINARY NIGERIAN: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
CHRIS OKOTIE: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
CHRIS OKOTIE : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : All that glitters is not gold.
CHRIS OKOTIE : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beggars are not choosers
CHRIS OKOTIE: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Dead men tell no tales
CHRIS OKOTIE : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beginner's luck
CHRIS OKOTIE: Neophyte's serendipity.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : A rolling stone gathers no moss
CHRIS OKOTIE : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Birds of a feather flock together
CHRIS OKOTIE : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Beauty is only skin deep
CHRIS OKOTIE: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Cleanliness is godliness
CHRIS OKOTIE: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: There's no use crying over spilt milk
CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Look before you leap
CHRIS OKOTIE: Surveillance should precede saltation.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: He who laughs last, laughs best
CHRIS OKOTIE : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
CHRIS OKOTIE : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by romsky: 11:54am On Nov 12, 2008
y u o
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by disease(m): 11:57am On Nov 12, 2008
Ol' boy! Chris Okotie dey speak English from another planet.
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by sylve11: 12:55pm On Nov 12, 2008
oboy i no talk o lipsrsealed
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 1:24pm On Nov 12, 2008
pleeeeaaaaassee! who will bail me out with panadol
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by sylve11: 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2008
pleeeeeaaaaaase! we won't ;d
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 2:43pm On Nov 12, 2008
i no blame u, superglue angry

common snail u couldnt give me on ya birthday sad
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 3:39pm On Nov 12, 2008
funny . . I think i've seen it b4. grin
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 3:45pm On Nov 12, 2008
lysaa how body grin grin
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by Opslag(m): 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2008
How wont u see?
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 4:57pm On Nov 12, 2008
hey spen, sup? wink

missed u. . i bam sha, u?
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2008
no wahala, apart from the harmattan grin
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by dani1luv: 7:06pm On Nov 12, 2008
hmn
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 7:27pm On Nov 12, 2008
Harmattan don start for whia u dey?

here still be raining season o, sign of dry season yet.
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by dani1luv: 7:32pm On Nov 12, 2008
check ur time zone
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 8:45pm On Nov 12, 2008
lysaa:

Harmattan don start for whia u dey?

here still be raining season o, sign of dry season yet.

for where be dat. undecided

i don dey feel harmattan small small for my side smiley
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 8:46pm On Nov 12, 2008
oh na Abj u dey. . me i dey PHC o,

we nor know wetin be harmattan yet.
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 8:54pm On Nov 12, 2008
i'm not surprised that rain is still falling there.

so how are u coping with the militants grin
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 8:54pm On Nov 12, 2008
Too funny grin
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 8:57pm On Nov 12, 2008
what is funny here undecided
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 8:58pm On Nov 12, 2008
see spenchucks dey ask militant herself how she dey cope with militants  shocked
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:05pm On Nov 12, 2008
spenchuks:

what is funny here undecided

cheesy, everthing tongue
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 9:07pm On Nov 12, 2008
everything is a thing, be specific wink
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:14pm On Nov 12, 2008
Okay Okotie's linga tongue, lolz
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 9:15pm On Nov 12, 2008
studio43:

everything is a thing, be specific wink

she meant to say that her second name is funny grin
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:16pm On Nov 12, 2008
;d wink
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 9:19pm On Nov 12, 2008
spenchuks:

she meant to say that her second name is funny grin

does she has a second name undecided
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:20pm On Nov 12, 2008
I do, and he got it right
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 9:23pm On Nov 12, 2008
hahaha smurf, this is the 1st time i'm seeing u on this section, welcome funny, lolz

erm studio, is that how to greet ya sister? angry shouldn't have let u in on that fact, now u want to expose me to the whole world thanks for something!
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:24pm On Nov 12, 2008
Thanx kiss
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 9:25pm On Nov 12, 2008
lysaa:

erm studio, is that how to greet ya sister? angry shouldn't have let u in on that fact, now u want to expose me to the whole world thanks for something!

and that thing was really fantastic.
i do appreciate wink  grin
Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 9:36pm On Nov 12, 2008
emoi e kpubuse? tongue

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