A dog died and the owner took it to Pastor Chris Okotie. He asked Pastor Chris if he could organize a funeral service for the dead animal.

Pastor Chris: Nope. Its fruitless to attempt to do funeral for an ordinary animal specie. We can't hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a Catholic Church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.

Dog's owner: But pastor will that church accept a donation of 1 million naira?

Pastor Chris Okotie: Why didn't you tell me the dog was a true believer? Bring it, let's start immediately.

dumb joke.