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Mentality Of Nigerians by bundur(m): 11:09am On Oct 14, 2014
—**TYPICAL NIGERIAN MENTALITY**—
1.Every Sunday is RICE
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2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
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3.Every motorcycle is OKADA ——————————–
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
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5.Every detergent is OMO
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6.Every Chinese knows KARATE ——————————–
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
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8.Every whiteman is RICH and
CONNECTED
——————————– 9.Every police takes BRIBE
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10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor
ones are MALLAM
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11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE ——————————–
12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
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13.Every igboman likes MONEY
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14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED ——————————–
15.Every Indian is a WITCH or
WIZARD
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16.Every kidnappers comes from ASABA
——————————– 17.Every young Guy wey get Laptop na Yahoo Boy!
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18.Anybody in Uniform is a Student
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19.Every guy with HP Bag is wit Laptop
——————————– 20.Every loud Phone na Chaina Lol,which one of these is correct?
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