Nigerian Mentality

Every sunday u eat rice
All northerners are Muslims
All calabar ladies are good in bed
Rich hausa men are Alhaji while  poor one are Aboki.
On a date the guy should pay the bill
The older child must marry first
When you travel aboard you become rich
Every noodles na indomie
No sex on first date
No calabar girl is a virgin
Igbo girl like money
Yoruba girls are cheap
Mix maltina and peak milk= blood tonic
Alomo bitter = sex fuel
Abuja is full of money
Every detergent na omo!
Bleach na jik.
All scouring powder na vim!
Igbo girls like to bleach.
All white people na oyigbo!
Anybody studying theatre arts is in 4 "acting".
All girls with BB aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ expensive chicks. If U̶̲̥̅̊ buy condom frm chemist U̶̲̥̅̊ be bad boi,
All futo girls are heart breakers
If U̶̲̥̅̊ pregnant girl U̶̲̥̅̊ must marry am.
All rich men's kids aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ "ajebor"
If you dress Ǧ☺☺ϑ, you've got "swag"
ADD YOURS DONT SPOIL THE FUN!!=))

A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a
brief conversation ensued,
Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so ?
Rukewe:, I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !
Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good nw,but y u come tie rope for waist ?
Rukewe:, Bros no be small tin o!, I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

Second joke follow

Whoa whoa whoa. . .! Dis is a really nice one! I loved d two jokes! Beauriful!

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thanks Booqee

Haha, truly entertaining. But almost all of them are true. Keep up the good jokes.

thanks

Nice one

Garri smoking na sign of poverty

Naija Mentality: My Pastor is a man of God. I'll let him finger my teenage daughter during Holy Ghost deliverance.

Naija Mentality: My Imam is a man of Allah. I will buy him 2 white rams so that Allah can bless me.

JOKE GRADING :A


REMARK:

Every Seasoning is called Maggi

Ruqaya:

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Eediot

thanks @ all

BEST THREAD EVER!

*THREAD BOOKMARKED*

i'll read it to my e-hubby, mcnepow

nice one, vicky!

Every toothpaste is maclean!

Vicky pls can I av ur pin? Or add me dis is mine 30E3857A

Nice one...really had a good laugh.

BrightJacko:

two fooolish lesbians! Bright and jackpot?! mumu hermaphrodites, u think say everybody na mugu abi?! Brightjacko?? Duh! So boring a name! Mtcheww

@ OP.......you try small

choi! i be strong jjc nice 1 dou

Booquee or woteva ur name is,am not a girl ok,my name is Bright and I don't knw why ur jealous of my name see rubbish o.....Nawao...

brightpot: No mind dat booboogenic girl....she wan dey rap with celebrity....

BrightJacko: Booquee or woteva ur name is,am not a girl ok,my name is Bright and I don't knw why ur jealous of my name see rubbish o.....Nawao...

jeez.....! bright i thought u were just fooolish, i dint know you're also insane as well.
beht why can't u be innovative and creative?? What is brightpot?? What is Brightjacko?? Sounds like a name dat'll make me wanna puke.....urgghhh!

I never talk my own hope all of una know me well?

vinkolo: I never talk my own hope all of una know me well?

where re u from?

@ vicky abi na vikings im from your mothers pussy