The Heavy drinkers: these are the people that can drink all brands of beer at a stretch.
The 'i-come-chop-pepper-soup: these ones will always claim that they don't drink, but came to eat pepper soup alone. How is it possible?
The 'able-leaders': these ones are always at the beer parlour that you'd think they can afford their drinks(na wash!). They can even call their children,names like,''the chair,the able leader,baba mi etc. Just to have access to one free bottle.
The i-must-drink: these ones get ''high'' on just one bottle, or even a cup. Their friends are always there to take them home,as if he was involve in an auto crash due to the manner he is carried by his friends
lemme stop Here. Feel free to add yours.

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Which do you belong to?

Odilafta:
Which do you belong to?

#teampurewater.

What about:

The my pastor must not know

I stopped drinking a long time ago, this one bottle is a temptation

Him 'I am seriously hungry',
Me, 'should I get one bottle for you?'
Him, 'sure, it will calm my hunger'
Beer na food?