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Real Life Story(tragedy) (open With Caution) by obainojazz(m): 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
this happened to me..... I was sitting for "Use of English" in a professional Exam last week . I shaded the ones i knew, and was waiting for manna to fall from Heaven when i noticed an older lady sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. I assumed she must be an English teacher impersonating a candidate that must have paid her handsomely. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up....guess who this lady was,PATIENCE JONATHAN! She caught me copying her and shouted in a low tone; "What are it"? "Why is you dey copying me"? "Copys! copys"! "Cat copys Cats" "You is not shaming"! "As big as you dey"! "You is a dull boys"! "You are a disgrace to your birthday". "I go reporter you to cheachear" "I will make sure education ministress comot ur surname inside his list" "See u mumu Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!! I am finished ooh, ooh, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!!! WAYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
Re: Real Life Story(tragedy) (open With Caution) by Blitz4real(m): 1:22pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Re: Real Life Story(tragedy) (open With Caution) by obainojazz(m): 4:59pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Blitz4real:d kind thunder dat will fire u...and dose viewing without commenting |
Re: Real Life Story(tragedy) (open With Caution) by obainojazz(m): 9:24am On Jan 24, 2015 |
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Re: Real Life Story(tragedy) (open With Caution) by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Hahahahaha!! What are it? Cat copys cats, copys copys, thanks op, good one |
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