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Welcome To Nigeria>>>>> by astOorR(m): 2:02pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
WELCOME TO NIGERIA: 1> where sex is free and love is costly. 2> where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.. 3> where if u don't cheat on ur partner, u are not sharp and smart.. 4> where bathrooms has become photo STUDIO... 5> where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE... 6> where yahoo boys have a brighter future than a graduate... 7> where temples are turned into dating points.. 8> where worshiping God in truth and spirit is difficult... 9> where lies are turned into realities... 10> where ladies fear pregnancy than AIDS... 11> where people fear thieves and boko Haram more than God... 12> where people go to church with BB chargers rather than Bible.... 13> where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex.... 14> where we have the highest number of musician due to unemployment... 15> where the higher ur offense the lower ur punishment and etc... 16> where the number of churches and mosque are more than the worshipers.. 17> where we say up NEPA more than we say praise THE LORD..... 18> where school drop out politician is ten times richer than professor.... 19> where someone who cannot speak English but can say chai,chai diaris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees... WHAT A COUNTRY!!... I BOW... |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria>>>>> by iamsegsy(m): 2:46pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
but remember there was a great Nigeria and there can still be a greater Nigeria.... if we forsake all ethnopolitcal differences and embrace d truth |
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