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Welcome To Nigeria>>>>> by astOorR(m): 2:02pm On Oct 16, 2014
WELCOME TO NIGERIA:
1> where sex is free and
love is costly.

2> where loosing a phone is more
painful than loosing VIRGINITY..

3> where if u
don't cheat on ur partner, u are not sharp and
smart..

4> where bathrooms has become photo
STUDIO...

5> where getting a GALAXY phone is
greater than achieving a DEGREE...

6> where
yahoo boys have a brighter future than a
graduate...

7> where temples are turned into
dating points..

8> where worshiping God in
truth and spirit is difficult...

9> where lies are
turned into realities...

10> where ladies fear
pregnancy than AIDS...

11> where
people fear thieves and boko Haram more than
God...

12> where people go to church with BB
chargers rather than Bible....

13> where guys
are scared of getting married but love to have
sex....

14> where we have the highest number
of musician due to unemployment...

15> where
the higher ur offense the lower ur punishment
and etc...

16> where the number of churches
and mosque are more than the worshipers..

17> where we say up NEPA more than we say
praise THE LORD.....

18> where school drop out
politician is ten times richer than professor....

19> where someone who cannot speak English
but can say chai,chai diaris God is given
honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!... I BOW...
Re: Welcome To Nigeria>>>>> by iamsegsy(m): 2:46pm On Oct 16, 2014
but remember there was a great Nigeria and there can still be a greater Nigeria.... if we forsake all ethnopolitcal differences and embrace d truth

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