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PLEASE HELP by nedujizzy(m): 2:01pm On Nov 13, 2008
hello my nairaland brothers and sisters, the picture below is my room and since what you see in d picture moved into it, iĀ  havent been able to go out (for the fear of loosing it all to red- eyed robbers) , i can't move it to the bank because EFCC might trackĀ  me, i have been depositing it in my bank account,bit by bit but the slow pace is getting frustrating, WHAT DO I DO?


ps; if you want to know how i came in possesion of such huge amount of BENJAMINS, then call this number; 08055668---

Re: PLEASE HELP by sylve11: 3:14pm On Nov 13, 2008
we won't help you! angry
Re: PLEASE HELP by uzygirl(f): 3:54pm On Nov 13, 2008
Are you sure you're a proper Naija, you wouldn't be asking for help.
Re: PLEASE HELP by dani1luv: 4:02pm On Nov 13, 2008
warrii nor dey carry last cool
Re: PLEASE HELP by cbase: 6:46pm On Nov 13, 2008
Abuja Boys are always dulling
Re: PLEASE HELP by bydot1(m): 6:54pm On Nov 13, 2008
I no trust this guy cuz an average nigeria go kill ant if e try enter that room.
Re: PLEASE HELP by dani1luv: 6:56pm On Nov 13, 2008
PLEASE HELP
say it loudr grin
Re: PLEASE HELP by cbase: 6:59pm On Nov 13, 2008
Ant too big sef, E go even kill Virus or Bacteria sef if say e go see am
Re: PLEASE HELP by bydot1(m): 7:02pm On Nov 13, 2008
No dull ya self o
Re: PLEASE HELP by jaymobb(m): 7:11pm On Nov 13, 2008
the poster of this thread na 419
Re: PLEASE HELP by bydot1(m): 7:17pm On Nov 13, 2008
Why now?
Re: PLEASE HELP by dani1luv: 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2008
ZEd nw
Re: PLEASE HELP by bydot1(m): 7:29pm On Nov 13, 2008
I go break bottle o angry
Re: PLEASE HELP by bydot1(m): 7:29pm On Nov 13, 2008
I go break bottle o angry
Re: PLEASE HELP by dani1luv: 7:33pm On Nov 13, 2008
y? u post two tymes nw cz u dey vex. . undecided
Re: PLEASE HELP by sylve11: 7:50pm On Nov 13, 2008
i beg leave am make him vex. Him dey chop bottle
Re: PLEASE HELP by Raysima(f): 1:16am On Nov 14, 2008
@person dat started dis post. . i have a solution to ur fake problem. .
just give mi ur home address n' where d money is located. . i can help u out
i've done dis before, i'm not new to it. . . i'll help u save it in account without wahala tongue
--------i'm watin 4 ya addresse
n' i dont want fake address or money oO . . wink
Re: PLEASE HELP by Raysima(f): 1:17am On Nov 14, 2008
oya. . wit kiakia effect. . i dey wait jere angry
Re: PLEASE HELP by Magnate021(m): 3:09am On Nov 14, 2008
abacha pikin
Re: PLEASE HELP by Raysima(f): 4:05am On Nov 14, 2008
:p
Re: PLEASE HELP by Azo(m): 9:05am On Nov 14, 2008
Ray-sima:

@person that started this post. . i have a solution to ur fake problem. .
just give mi ur home address n' where d money is located. . i can help u out
i've done this before, i'm not new to it. . . i'll help u save it in account without wahala tongue
--------i'm watin 4 ya addresse
n' i don't want fake address or money oO . . wink

you don help yourself
Re: PLEASE HELP by Raysima(f): 9:08am On Nov 14, 2008
pshhh. . get off my case jor angry
Re: PLEASE HELP by DamiD: 9:54am On Nov 14, 2008
Are u sure no be people wey offer to help he dey turn to money so

hmmm, be careful of the kind of help u'll offer o. grin grin grin
Re: PLEASE HELP by Raysima(f): 10:02am On Nov 14, 2008
it's alright. . nw dat u mentioned it, we'll go together so if dey decide to pick any body for blood money, na u i go give dem.
while i go wit d money. . how about dat one ehn. . grin grin wink
Re: PLEASE HELP by CuteAngel(f): 10:46am On Nov 14, 2008
no be real money na counterfeit
Re: PLEASE HELP by nedujizzy(m): 2:35pm On Nov 14, 2008
none of you guys have given me a tangible response, Someone said that am Abacha pikin,am certainly not
Re: PLEASE HELP by mykali(m): 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2008
. . . . .*yawns. * :-\
Re: PLEASE HELP by Ify3: 3:00pm On Nov 14, 2008
My brother, I'm very sorry for you:
1) None of the denominations is a Naija currency.
2) From your tone, you never crossed river naija.
3) Where did you get credit card for hard currency transaction. etc.
4) The background is a television background.

The joke there is that he wish he lives the villa.
Re: PLEASE HELP by dani1luv: 3:10pm On Nov 14, 2008
nna wah oh sad
Re: PLEASE HELP by sylve11: 4:24pm On Nov 14, 2008
I-fy:

My brother, I'm very sorry for you:
1) None of the denominations is a Naija currency.
2) From your tone, you never crossed river naija.
3) Where did you get credit card for hard currency transaction. etc.
4) The background is a television background.

The joke there is that he wish he lives the villa.

clap for ya self wink
Re: PLEASE HELP by AmakaOne(f): 4:33pm On Nov 14, 2008
*smh*

Re: PLEASE HELP by Raysima(f): 4:38pm On Nov 14, 2008
@poster. . . dont mind what dey are sayin oO, i can help u
n' i'm willin to. . . tongue

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