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Fact About Nigerians by MykLANNY(m): 6:24am On Oct 17, 2014
TYPICAL NIGERIAN MENTALITY



-Every Sunday is RICE
-Every northerner is a MUSLIM
-Every motorcycle is OKADA
-Every oversea based guy is RICH
-Every detergent is OMO
-Every Chinese knows KARATE
-Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
-Every whiteman is RICH and CONNECTED
-Every police takes BRIBE
-Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor ones are MALLAM
-Every noodle food is INDOMIE
-Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
-Every igbo likes MONEY
-Every guy on suit is LEARNED
-Every Indian is a WITCH or WIZARD
-Every kidnappers comes from ASABA Sh sh
sh.............
Abi na lie?
Re: Fact About Nigerians by Ladycloud(f): 6:38am On Oct 17, 2014
lol....yea right
Re: Fact About Nigerians by yaris(m): 11:33am On Oct 17, 2014
Every Igbo like money. Lol
Re: Fact About Nigerians by Mprex(f): 1:02pm On Oct 17, 2014
The poor hausas are abokis
and yes every igbo person likes money

im proud to be one



*edited
seun, which one is northerner kwa angry
what i wrote there is a.b.o.k.i

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