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God Or Satan by Nobody: 10:23am On Oct 18, 2014
AKPORS had a dream dat he died & went to heaven,
on reaching there before entering into the holy place, he heard satan conversing with
God & it was as follow;
SATAN - Am the one people like most on nairaland.
GOD-Why are u so sure?
SATAN- Because many people use nairaland for things dat
saddens u & pleases me.
GOD- You may have children in ur hand,but I have my kids who use nairaland as a way to evangelise & communicate among themselves without pleasing u or saddening me.
SATAN- What is ur evidence?
GOD- Its easy,my kids will
comment,`AMEN'
to this message.
SATAN- I doubt it,they'll read & ignore.
GOD- Ok,let us see now if u are still arguing.
Comment "AMEN" to prove that satan is a liar & has no power on nairaland!.......
Ignore if you have nothing to do with God
Re: God Or Satan by pesty100(m): 10:58am On Oct 18, 2014
you want to start harvesting Amen... You guys have real problems
Re: God Or Satan by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 18, 2014
pesty100:
you want to start harvesting Amen... You guys have real problems
O GOD, not you again; you are the last person i expect to be here
Re: God Or Satan by pesty100(m): 11:11am On Oct 18, 2014
Smallville10:
O GOD, not you again; you are the last person i expect to be here
am the last person?
Re: God Or Satan by podosci(m): 11:11am On Oct 18, 2014
Smallville10:
AKPORS had a dream dat he died & went to heaven,
on reaching there before entering into the holy place, he heard satan conversing with
God & it was as follow;
SATAN - Am the one people like most on nairaland.
GOD-Why are u so sure?
SATAN- Because many people use nairaland for things dat
saddens u & pleases me.
GOD- You may have children in ur hand,but I have my kids who use nairaland as a way to evangelise & communicate among themselves without pleasing u or saddening me.
SATAN- What is ur evidence?
GOD- Its easy,my kids will
comment,`AMEN'
to this message.
SATAN- I doubt it,they'll read & ignore.
GOD- Ok,let us see now if u are still arguing.
Comment "AMEN" to prove that satan is a liar & has no power on nairaland!.......
Ignore if you have nothing to do with God
AMEN For God?.......what do i comment for satan?,,,,why are u biased towards GOd.............Religion is plane stupidity

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