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Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Duduconfirm: 11:49am On Oct 18, 2014
COPIED: TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank, common pen dey won't have. This
people are very dangerous, once u borrow
them the pen, u
might find it difficult to identify them, At a
bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen"
Believe me bros,
that is the last time u will see that Pen
(except if u are
lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately
they enter the
bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal
or deposit) all
they do is to know the last person and u hear
them saying, i
am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people
can tell u "I dey
ur back", then at the end of the day, they
cause confusion
(na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here
before u blah
blah)
3 - The No protocol team: These kind of
people don't obey
the first come, first serve slogan, they are
mouthed in the
bank, immediately they come in, they just
walk up to the
cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down
and within 5
mins they have completed there transactions
while u still
dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.
(There is God
oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people
will always have
a problem with the bank door, then u see
dem removing
their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and
yet the machine
keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next
time come to
bank naked, biko, he go allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people
can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal
slip or deposit
slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling,
tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To
write
common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even
the so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario...CHAI
!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These
people usually
behave like dem no dey this world since 2
years, they will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling them
the correct date, they will ask someone else
again. I tire for
these people.
PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE
U must fall under one ooooooooo
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by CuteMaro(m): 12:13pm On Oct 18, 2014
funi truth
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 3:32pm On Oct 18, 2014
Duduconfirm:
COPIED: TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank, common pen dey won't have. This
people are very dangerous, once u borrow
them the pen, u
might find it difficult to identify them, At a
bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen"
Believe me bros,
that is the last time u will see that Pen
(except if u are
lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately
they enter the
bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal
or deposit) all
they do is to know the last person and u hear
them saying, i
am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people
can tell u "I dey
ur back", then at the end of the day, they
cause confusion
(na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here
before u blah
blah)
3 - The No protocol team: These kind of
people don't obey
the first come, first serve slogan, they are
mouthed in the
bank, immediately they come in, they just
walk up to the
cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down
and within 5
mins they have completed there transactions
while u still
dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.
(There is God
oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people
will always have
a problem with the bank door, then u see
dem removing
their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and
yet the machine
keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next
time come to
bank naked, biko, he go allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people
can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal
slip or deposit
slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling,
tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To
write
common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even
the so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario...CHAI
!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These
people usually
behave like dem no dey this world since 2
years, they will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling them
the correct date, they will ask someone else
again. I tire for
these people.
PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE
U must fall under one ooooooooo
infact you do all these things listed. heh be like say na you be that guy wen take my biro n non return am

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