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Lies We Were Told When Little by Treasure95(f): 10:03am On Oct 19, 2014
You will agree with me that when we were little kid there were some lies our friends, mom, father, aunty........ told us but now we are matured we now knw that most of them are lies.
Mine was
*If a boy touch you, you will get pregnant.
*coconut water make children dull.
*throw ur teeth on top zinc if u dnt it won't grow bck.

Feel free to add yours....
Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by coobboy(m): 10:23am On Oct 19, 2014
1. If you swallow a chewing gum, it would turn to a snake and chew all your intestines and stomach
2. If you go near a moving train, it would magnet you and crush you
3. If you blow whistle at night snake would come around and bite you
4. When you see a cat run or it would spit on your eyes and you'll get blind forever
5. If you don't have your bathe in a day, worm like maggots would perch all over your body
Lots more can't remember

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Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by okpamson15(m): 10:28am On Oct 19, 2014
Mine is. Youth are the leaders of 2moro bt the reverse is the case
Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by Truth24(m): 10:40am On Oct 19, 2014
If u swallow an orange seed, it will germinate and grow out from ontop ur head
Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by mperoakeem(m): 10:52am On Oct 19, 2014
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Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by podosci(m): 11:25am On Oct 19, 2014
Adam and eve were the first Gods creation....they gave birth to children,,,,,,how did the children populate the world?.....were brothers and sisters having sex with each other,,or worst with their mum?
Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by neduedu(m): 12:16am On Oct 20, 2014
1.when it is night, don't look at d mirror.
2.dad: look at ur poor result, in my school days, am always d first in class.
3.don't pick anything on d floor and because Satan has eaten it.
4.mothers; I was a virgin when I married ur father.
Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by kizyto(m): 10:20am On Oct 20, 2014
I once had no shoe ... lol grin
Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by Nobody: 12:22am On Apr 22, 2015
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Treasure95:
You will agree with me that when we were little kid there were some lies our friends, mom, father, aunty........ told us but now we are matured we now knw that most of them are lies.


Mine was
*If a boy touch you, you will get pregnant.
*coconut water make children dull.
*throw ur teeth on top zinc if u dnt it won't grow bck.

Feel free to add yours....

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