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Childhood Fallacies U Were Told by PeachyPie: 10:01am On Nov 11, 2014
Your childhood sucks...


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bath in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If your parents didn't always monitor your outing.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the
bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next
street and the owners dog comes through the backyard
waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the
lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.


Now, add yours and keep the fun going
Re: Childhood Fallacies U Were Told by donmalcolm21(m): 10:10am On Nov 11, 2014
I played suwe, acted police and thieves then played Mama Papa and children. Don't ask me wat we did as Mama and Papa
Re: Childhood Fallacies U Were Told by Jamie1360(m): 12:10pm On Nov 11, 2014
you got me bro.
Re: Childhood Fallacies U Were Told by Nobody: 12:19pm On Nov 11, 2014
boring

where is the joke?

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