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The Pastor's Ass . by bigfather(m): 11:39am On Nov 14, 2008
The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey
in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have
to get rid of the donkey,
so, she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the nun to buy back the donkey
and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .
being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery . , .
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!
Have a nice day! grin grin
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by princesa(f): 12:59pm On Nov 14, 2008
have a nice day too grin
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by Magnate021(m): 2:33am On Nov 15, 2008
good one tho!
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by cbase: 11:42am On Nov 15, 2008
just wondering Big Father, are you the father in the Joke?
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by princesa(f): 12:23pm On Nov 15, 2008
enjoy joke and stop asking question
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by cbase: 2:08pm On Nov 15, 2008
yes nun sad
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by princesa(f): 2:14pm On Nov 15, 2008
you are welcome monk wink
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by cbase: 2:31pm On Nov 15, 2008
Dear Nun, Come into ma room and see the etchings on the bedspread wey Father buy come wink
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by princesa(f): 2:34pm On Nov 15, 2008
no Monk, am praying my Rosary embarassed
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by cbase: 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2008
Oh! I beta pray mine too,
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by Gabry(f): 2:30am On Nov 16, 2008
i need my choc milk angry
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by cbase: 1:12pm On Nov 16, 2008
Pray too, there is nothing too hard for the lord to do smiley
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by Cayon(f): 4:55pm On Nov 16, 2008
no matter how many times i read this - still dayum funny grin grin
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by sydney01(m): 5:10pm On Nov 16, 2008
Nice one father.Keepit uppppppppp
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by DoubleN(m): 5:48am On Nov 17, 2008
Cool one!
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by Raysima(f): 6:00am On Nov 17, 2008
lmao. . lloll
dis joke put a smile on my face. . awwww, so cute tongue grin
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by clemcykul(f): 10:45am On Nov 17, 2008
great job poster,

keep em coming grin
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by princesa(f): 6:22pm On Nov 17, 2008
thanks for supporting the nuns cheesy
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by Raysima(f): 8:20pm On Nov 17, 2008
yea . . . she's a nun cool tongue
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by hazureal(f): 11:15pm On Nov 17, 2008
nice one, wink
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by TOYOSI20(f): 12:52am On Nov 18, 2008
lol, nice one cheesy
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by princesa(f): 1:50pm On Nov 18, 2008
Ray-sima:

yea . . . she's a nun cool tongue
St. Augustine have mercy on you sad
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by clemcykul(f): 1:58pm On Nov 18, 2008
i prefer st. paulina's mercy
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by bydot1(m): 2:08pm On Nov 18, 2008
lipsrsealed
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by princesa(f): 2:16pm On Nov 18, 2008
and you shall have it wink
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by cbase: 9:02am On Nov 19, 2008
Amen
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by clemcykul(f): 9:59am On Nov 19, 2008
u and who? shocked
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by cbase: 2:07pm On Nov 19, 2008
U AND me grin ALONE
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by clemcykul(f): 3:55pm On Nov 19, 2008
*shocked*

no way mehn grin
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by sima(f): 3:32am On Nov 21, 2008
princesa:

St. Augustine have mercy on you sad
ami grin grin
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by Gabry(f): 11:05am On Nov 21, 2008
wetin be ami?
Re: The Pastor's Ass . by Nautillus(m): 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2008
grin grin grin . . .lol . . , now this is what i have been looking for all day . . . . . grin grin grin . . .Nice on biggie

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