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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by lifedesignre(m): 2:24pm On Oct 23, 2014
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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by BoyCoyToy(m): 8:53pm On Oct 24, 2014
somcherry:

Ezi bida
means what[b]?[/b]
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by SenatorJames(m): 11:15am On Oct 25, 2014
...and these Pastors will have biblical text, to support all these their nonsensical titles.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by calculusx(m): 8:27am On Oct 26, 2014
SenatorJames:
...and these Pastors will have biblical text, to support all these their nonsensical titles.

Like this one. So Lagos dey inside Bible grin

Uncle Fash over to you

Destination is Upper Iweka Road,Onitsha grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 10:39pm On Nov 03, 2014
Wonders
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 11:03pm On Dec 30, 2014
weyham:
Dis one
funny!
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 11:15pm On Dec 30, 2014
Burger01:
I tire for this country o smiley
Hmm! Run for your life int. Chapel.
This one is strong!
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by lanrexlan(m): 11:34pm On Dec 30, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Hmmmm

Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by AlBaqir(m): 2:40am On Dec 31, 2014
lanrexlan:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Hmmmm

Ebi npa mi mofe jeun Jesus Provide Int'l Church Ministry. grin grin grin grin

Full Businessmen Gospel Ministry grin grin grin grin

Welcome to this part of the world where you make millions in no time using God's name.

Funny enough, all pastors don wake up now. Na them and their family members (esp wife) God they call for mission now.

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by tola9ja: 6:58am On Dec 31, 2014
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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by tola9ja: 7:33am On Dec 31, 2014
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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by lanrexlan(m): 10:53am On Dec 31, 2014
AlBaqir:


Ebi npa mi mofe jeun Jesus Provide Int'l Church Ministry. grin grin grin grin

Full Businessmen Gospel Ministry grin grin grin grin

Welcome to this part of the world where you make millions in no time using God's name.

Funny enough, all pastors don wake up now. Na them and their family members (esp wife) God they call for mission now.
Hahahahahahahahaha lol grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin how them go take do am.Man must chop by fire by force.There are many pastors in my area and their congregation isn't up to 20.Na 'God' call them too o, them started with their living room for service, now the ministry is moving them don erect pako and tampoline grin grin grin grin.
Very soon, them go upgrade with more money from their congregation grin

Money dey for 'pastorship' oo grin grin . AlBaqir, how far na se we self no go start our own now.You go dey do the ministry, I go interprete am to Yoruba grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 11:09am On Dec 31, 2014
lanrexlan:
Hahahahahahahahaha lol grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin how them go take do am.Man must chop by fire by force.There are many pastors in my area and their congregation isn't up to 20.Na 'God' call them too o, them started with their living room for service, now the ministry is moving them don erect pako and tampoline grin grin grin grin.
Very soon, them go upgrade with more money from their congregation grin

Money dey for 'pastorship' oo grin grin . AlBaqir, how far na se we self no go start our own now.You go dey do the ministry, I go interprete am to Yoruba grin grin grin grin grin
Mad man
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by lanrexlan(m): 11:18am On Dec 31, 2014
Macelliot:

Mad man
Iwofa sha lenu, oun telenu bari ni o fenu e ro ooo
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 11:35am On Dec 31, 2014
lanrexlan:
Iwofa sha lenu, oun telenu bari ni o fenu e ro ooo
What's a this!
Oun telenu bari ni o fenu e ro.... Sh*t.
Guy, I dey hear yoruba oo.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by lanrexlan(m): 11:51am On Dec 31, 2014
Macelliot:

What's a this!
Oun telenu bari ni o fenu e ro.... Sh*t.
Guy, I dey hear yoruba oo.
Lol, translate am
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by cexplorer(m): 12:15pm On Dec 31, 2014
I opine that we should appreciate creativity and regard innovation. I love people who stand out from the crowd creating inventions from creative thinking.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 1:24pm On Dec 31, 2014
lanrexlan:
Lol, translate am
I understands yoruba than you....
I was born and breeded in Yoruba land....
Spent my first 18yrs in yoruba land and 2yrs in Igbo land.
I myself personally will teach u èdè yorùbá.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by AlBaqir(m): 9:44pm On Dec 31, 2014
lanrexlan:

Money dey for 'pastorship' oo grin grin . AlBaqir, how far na se we self no go start our own now.You go dey do the ministry, I go interprete am to Yoruba grin grin grin grin grin

grin grin grin Oluwa koni jeki ari apadasi aburu.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by lanrexlan(m): 10:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
AlBaqir:


grin grin grin Oluwa koni jeki ari apadasi aburu.
Ameen e poo walahi my brother.Apadasi aburu gba ni.


O Allah! We were born as muslims, now we are living our lives as one, let us die not except in a state of total submission of your will.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Empiree: 10:28pm On Dec 31, 2014
Macelliot:

Mad man
With all those nonsense pix up there, you shouldn't be talking. You should....

Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 10:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
Empiree:
With all those nonsense pix up there, you shouldn't be talking. You should....
Mehn! I don't understand you.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Macelliot(m): 11:11pm On Dec 31, 2014

Oluwa koni jeki ari apadasi aburu.
Amin. A o ni ri apadasi aburu. Incase of insensity, don't mistake truth for falsehood. Thanks....
lanrexlan :
Money dey for
'pastorship' oo .
AlBaqir, how far na
se we self no go
start our own
now.You go dey do
the ministry, I go
interprete am to
Yoruba
You mean "Pastorship"? What of "Imamship"?

Mehn! Don't think Like this!
Anyway, anyhow! I wish you complement of the new season!
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by lanrexlan(m): 11:15pm On Dec 31, 2014
Macelliot:

Amin. A o ni ri apadasi aburu. Incase of insensity, don't mistake truth for falsehood. Thanks....

You mean "Pastorship"? What of "Imamship"?

Mehn! Don't think Like this!
Anyway, anyhow! I wish you complement of the new season!

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jan 02, 2015
Guided missiles Interesting grin

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