* all abortions lead to death or d woman nt being able to give birth anymore.

* u can actually get hit by a parked car.

*dat u can shoot a fellow on d leg and blood comes out from d chest

* dat a gallant mother of 4,status still reads #team virgin,#team jesus

*Ghosts look left and right b4 crossing road. Nawa o

* person dies with Afro,d ghost kun dey appear wit lowcut #barber dey grave?

* issokay when ur bf sends u #1500 recharge card and u still flash him to say thank you"

*girls of abt 3ft talking abt dating a guy of 8''10 ft man...WTF u wanna kiss?his ankles?

*dat d worst way of break-up is via d gateman,"oga say make I no open gate for you again"...chai

*if u kum to my house and u find ice cream container,don't get too excited there's probably stew inside.


Add whatever una don learn frm nollywood,kip it rollin.