Very Funny Guys

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about
the government, so for homework that one day, she
told her students to ask their parents what the
government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to
his dad and asks him what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ”Look at it
this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress,
your maid is the work force, you are the people and
your baby brother is the future.”

”I still don’t get it” responded the Little Johnny.

”Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll
understand it better,” said the dad.

”Okay then…good night” said Little Johnny went off to
bed. In the middle of the night,

Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s
crying.

He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his
baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper.

So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help.

When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked
through the keyhole to check if his parents were
asleep.

Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring,
but his dad wasn’t there.

So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked
through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad
having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized
something and thinks aloud,

”OH!! Now I understand the government!

The President is screwing the work force, Congress is
fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the
future is full of shit.