TEN JOKES FROM AKPOS:
ONE
MAMA:How was your paper?..
AKPOS: Good, but I didnt know d past tense
ofthink. I thought and thought, then finally
wroteThunk.
TWO
How do you recognize Akpos in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the
book when the teacher erases the board.”
THREE
TEACHER: If u have 10 chocolate
cakes&someone asks for 2, how many would you
have left?
AKPOS: 10, because I won’t give
FOUR
TEACHER: Class choose between money and
brain?
AKPOS: I’d go for the money!
TEACHER:I’d go for brain!
AKPOS:Well everybody goes for what he doesn’t
have!
FIVE
ALINCO: Akpos, i Just bought a new Samsung
Galaxy Tablet
AKPOS: Sorry Bro, I didn't know you were sick,
Get well soon
SIX
CASHIER: This is the 5th same movie ticket
you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why please?
AKPOS: The Idiot at the entrance keeps
tearing it
SEVEN
TEACHER: All stupid people should stand up,
Akpos Stands Up
TEACHER: So Akpos you are stupid?
AKPOS: No Ma, I just can’t bear you standing
alone.
EIGHT
TONTO: But why is your password‘Samson’?
AKPOS: Computer said my former password
wasn’t strong enough
NINE
TEACHER: Akpos, finish this sentence..‘Many
are called but...?
AKPOS: But only few have credit to call back..
TEN
Akpos was walking in a bush and suddenly saw a
lion in front of him... akpos quickly knelt down and
was saying his last prayer, the lion also knelt down
and was also praying. Akpos was suprised and asked;
Akpos: What re you doing?
Lion: You dey craze? Don't you usually pray before eating?
*Akpos faints*