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Akpos Again by Chasisco(f): 9:58pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble! 1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On". 2. The phone has TV, Micro-wave, Torch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, firelighter, food flask etc. 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderry, I-Indecency, samswag, etc. 5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call. 6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected. 7. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. 8. When an ugly lady walks by, the phone will show "Virus Detected". 9. When a Chinese man passes by, the phone will show, "One Bluetooth device found". Now I want to sell it. Is anybody ready to buy? 1 Like |
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