Welcome to Nigeria where a pastor that preaches about money and prosperity is popular than the one that preaches about salvation

where bathroom is turned into a photo studio

where Ebola was fought and conquered

where PHCN office uses generator
where the words be careful, is an insult

where someone who cannotspeak English but can say Chai,Chai deris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees...

where people say up Nepa, More than they say Praise the Lord

where getting an IPhone is, better than achieving a degree

where Nepa dey run promos like, Pay your Nepa bill and yyou stand a chance of winning a Generator set.

where drivers will press the horn so the traffic light will change to green

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