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Help Me : Please I Need Advice About My Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:39am On Oct 21, 2014
I have a girlfriend. She is 21,
while I am 25.
She is using Blackberry and iphone while I
am using
Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love
her so
much. I send
400 naira card to her everyday but she
doesn't call
me. She only
flashes me.
Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina
and
fried rice for her
while I drink only pure water and
groundnut.
One day I bought 400 naira card for her;
when we
were together,
she called another guy and told the guy
that she
loves him and
will marry him. When I asked her who she
was
calling, she said
that she was only joking.
She has never ever visited my house and
she
doesn't allow me to
visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her
she
would shout at
me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge
card I buy for
her to 600 naira? or should I buy another
Blackberry
phone for
her and ipad for her too? I know that she
loves me
So much.
Re: Help Me : Please I Need Advice About My Girlfriend by akiode89: 7:26am On Oct 21, 2014
Guy, u don become ATM, mofo,
Buy her Iphone 6 shogbo, mmmssstttteeeewww
Re: Help Me : Please I Need Advice About My Girlfriend by Jamie1360(m): 2:00pm On Oct 21, 2014
you need to seek a pastor, those witch for your village are behind this
Re: Help Me : Please I Need Advice About My Girlfriend by pussygotlips: 9:33am On Oct 22, 2014
DAN BURO UBA


Buy her range rover grin
Re: Help Me : Please I Need Advice About My Girlfriend by Usmanmuhammedd: 9:40am On Oct 22, 2014
Go see t.b joshua i dnt even bliv ur story.

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