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| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by inosend: 9:21pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
The writer has said it ALL. No woman no cry. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 9:35pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Elpha evn if u dnt ve womb u ve kidney, liver etc. God could ve used it if He wantd considerin ntn is difcult 4 God. Bsids d saviour could ve descendd frm d sky witout 'being born' so stp givin stupid excuses abt Mary. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 9:39pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Men ar wanting in ALL and men ar responsibl 4 their flaws stp lying to urslf@ John |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 9:43pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
No man no cry @ send. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 9:26am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Dlioness seems u want to divert to scriptures... Lemme reference some for u Proverbs 21:19 It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman. Proverbs 30:20 This is the way of an adulteress: she eats and wipes her mouth and says, “I have done no wrong.” 1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. Which u are tryin to do. Y not just remain silent? Proverbs 27:15 A continual dripping on a rainy day and a quarrelsome wife are alike; Revelation 17:1-18 Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and said to me, “Come, I will show you the judgment of the great prostitute who is seated on many waters, with whom the kings of the earth have committed sexual immorality, and with the wine of whose sexual immorality the dwellers on earth have become drunk.” And he carried me away in the Spirit into a wilderness, and I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was full of blasphemous names, and it had seven heads and ten horns. The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and jewels and pearls, holding in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the impurities of her sexual immorality. And on her forehead was written a name of mystery: “Babylon the great, mother of prostitutes and of earth's abominations.”. That one in red is my main point "earth's abominatios". Find me where such is written for man |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 1:31pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
Seems u ve a shalw undstndin of d scriptures. Revelatn 17 vs 18 said-' nd d wman whom u saw is dt gr8 CITY which reigns ova d kings of d earth'. Woman as used der is just symbolics as symbols ar used many in d scriptures lik in romans 12 vs 4 and 5 which says '4 as we ve many membrs in one bdy bt al d membrs dnt ve d sam functn so we bein many ar one bdy in Christ nd individual membrs of one anda. D unity of d bdy of Christ is symbolisd by d human bdy. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 1:41pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
Nw go tru dis- micah 6 vs 8- 'he has shwn u o man wat is gud nd wat does d LORD requir of u bt to do justly 2 lvv mercy nd to walk humbly wit ur God?' exodus 23 vs 7 - ' kp urslf far frm a fals mata dnt kil d inocnt nd righteous. For I wil nt justify d wickd'. U ar telin me to be silent I SHALL NOT EVEN IF DIS MATA LASTS 4 13YEARS. U want me to be quiet bt ve u forgotn wat romans 12 vs 18 says 'if it be posibl as much as depnds on u, live peaceably wit all humans' ar u living in peac wt me by creatin dis stupid topic? Also provbs 6 vs 28 says 'cn one walk on hot coals and his feet nt be burned?' u want to relax afta setting ur bom bom on fire hw cn dat be? |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 1:53pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
U ar tellin me to show u man in Bibl ok read psalm 43 vs 1 'vindicat me o God and plea my caus against an ungodly nation oh delivr me frm THE DECEITFUL and UNJUST MAN. Genesis 8 vs 21 says 'and d LORD smeld a sootin aroma dn d Lord said in Hs hat I wil nva again curs d grnd 4 man'sak althoug d imagnatn of MAN'S heart is EVIL frm hs youth...' Genesis 6 vs 5 ' dn d Lord saw dt d wickdnes of man ws gr8 in d earth and dt evry intnt of d tots of hs heart ws only evil cntinualy' also see job 35 vs 12. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 4:21pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
DLioness:. Okay nne u got me here. Lemme just give up bt dont take my silence as ur victory cos i knw galz love victory. And itz nt like if i dont hv any oda points or anytin to say. So i stretch out my hand in PEACE. Do receive it  |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by arsetalks(m): 6:05pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
The op described his mom nothing more. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 7:32pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
Hmm |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 10:08pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
DLioness:hmm?.. I wz xpecting smtin like "handshake received" |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Nobody: 11:52pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
 DLioness: |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 11:53pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
It is well... Peace |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Macmanu3l: 5:46pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 6:41pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
| . Dude abegi y u cum bring dis 1 up na?. Dis gal go begin rake again |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Nobody: 11:53pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Since the OP has mentioned that he ain't acquainted with any woman... eplazza:...Then we simply gotta assume that he observed all these traits in his MOTHER... (Abi him no get?) Therefore, OP; we really need you to f.uck off (please) And get a life :-) And stop beefing women simply because all the ones you ‘toasted' rejected you... Just work on yourself, dear.. And you may get a girl someday!! 1 Like |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 7:14am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Misscastle watz ur stress sef?... Did u read dat tin i posted wella or did u just carry open ur fat nyash and started releasing rubbishes. In d beginning i said d writer. Not me... I also wrote where d writer pulled/culled it out from and evritin |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 7:21am On Dec 14, 2014 |
misscastle: jxt so dat ur aware. I dont toast gals. Dey toast me.... And i do have a girl or shld i say girls.... I wonder hw som1 who hznt spent a month on nairaland could have d gutz to talk me like dis............. U NO DEY FEAR MY NAME? |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 7:26am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Bt no probz dear. Dont rili blame u.... Ur just tryin 2defend ur Type |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Nobody: 8:48am On Dec 14, 2014 |
DLioness: |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Nobody: 8:49am On Dec 14, 2014 |
DLioness:chai cry cry baby lol.dis stuff affect u die hahahaha.but women are wicked,bad & unwise.as for real men dont over pamper ur gf she might be cheatin on u elsewer.all d ryt up is true bt women cant admit it.dis 1 don cry die as she dey read am. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 1:30pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Yea bro..... Tel dem |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 2:32pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Adikam:mayb cos u are cry cry baby u tink evrybdy is like u. Inside me & u na who body dey pain? Or u expct me 2 kp quiet wer lies ar being told? Abeg pak well joor and dnt alw me 2 castrate u i'm sure u wil nt lik ur little carrot to gt damagd or to go missing. Mtchww N/B: Men too ar wickd, bad &unwise. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 2:38pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
eplazza:iy be lik sey u nva tire. Bsids there is no sheat to be told. FALSEHD |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Nobody: 9:55am On Dec 16, 2014 |
DLioness:lols |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by motive(m): 4:49pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
why alwz women. plz u guiz should stop DAT Cuz am in love wit my gurl 1 Like |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by badpunks: 7:41pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
women so evil
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| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 10:58pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Bia Dlioness so u stil dey exist for this site?.... Some are supposed to be banned from this site sef. [font color=red]Dlioness[/red]don't lemme take back my peace offering hand which i offered to u. Cos if i do ur nyash go suffer am. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 11:03pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Motive no cum dey tell us ur r/ship status..... U love her doznt mean she doznt or wont do 50 in that article posted.!!!! |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 12:20am On Dec 19, 2014 |
eplazza:u ar d one dt supposd 2 be banned first b4 any1 else. Na which 'peace' abi piss u dy talk abt. If na my nyash go suffer am, u nah head to toe i.e ur whole system go suffer am. SEE THE MESS U HV CREATD. |
| Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 12:22am On Dec 19, 2014 |
badpunks:thank me 4 correcting ur ERROR. |
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