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If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by bodsibobo(m): 4:19pm On May 20, 2007
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in Paradise .

Why?

Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by cuteass1(f): 1:10am On May 21, 2007
LOL grin grin grin
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by lilnaomi(f): 4:11am On May 21, 2007
lol hahahaha so damn true
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by viee(f): 11:00am On May 22, 2007
lol

this is a very good one
lol grin grin grin
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 6:06pm On Dec 12, 2008
this joke is damm funny

Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by krama(m): 7:25pm On Dec 12, 2008
Cool grin grin
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Cayon(f): 6:03pm On Dec 13, 2008
@poster

on the floor - hahahaha

good one grin grin grin


Peace
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sylve11: 7:07pm On Dec 13, 2008
@poster,
funny one. lol grin
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by goodass(m): 7:20pm On Dec 13, 2008
mayb God wld av told 'em nt 2 eat rice n snake!
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by bluespice(f): 7:23pm On Dec 13, 2008
lol grin
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by kayowalemi(m): 8:07pm On Dec 13, 2008
lol
True true
and even if dem be hausa dem for turn the yeye snake to SUYA"
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by disease(m): 8:14pm On Dec 13, 2008
@kayowalemi
YO WA!! grin

@bodsibobo
If they were Canadians they would use the snake for bacon.
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sima(f): 9:10pm On Dec 13, 2008
why is everyone laughin. . cry
where is d joke? angry tongue
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 10:46am On Dec 14, 2008
normal people find this funny dear tongue
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Gabry(f): 10:54am On Dec 14, 2008
KAKAKAKAKA! Poster. . . true talk naa!!! Damn. . . Am so proud of ma origins. grin tongue
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sylve11: 1:32pm On Dec 15, 2008
sexyLeamon:

normal people find this funny dear tongue

Is Simi mad? huhh
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by clemcykul(f): 3:40pm On Dec 15, 2008
ohh yes she is grin grin grin

@post lmao grin
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by disease(m): 3:43pm On Dec 15, 2008
If they had eaten the snake, there will be no internet. shocked
Everybody will be naked. shocked
There will be nothing like countries. All of us will be Chinese. undecided
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Nobody: 3:58pm On Dec 15, 2008
disease:

If they had eaten the snake, there will be no internet.  shocked
Everybody will be naked.  shocked
There will be nothing like countries. All of us will be Chinese.  undecided

Who cares if there wouldn't have been no internet, i would definitely dig everybody being naked cool, and believe me, with some crazy dudes i juz made friends with, they woulda taken me to the forbidden garden and i bet, we woulda eaten the fruit and pretend nothin happened.

Oh God save me from this boiz, they are bad influence on me. cry


Nice Joke men. You get an award for this one, off the hook
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Jeovy(m): 4:04pm On Dec 15, 2008
ignoring the poster's comment b4 me.

Nice joke joker
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 6:53am On Dec 16, 2008
sylve11:

Is Simi mad? huhh
hello when did I say she was mad?
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 6:56am On Dec 16, 2008
disease:

If they had eaten the snake, there will be no internet. shocked
do you know the meaning of paradise?

disease:

Everybody will be naked. shocked
so?


disease:

All of us will be Chinese. undecided
who cares I just hope this joke was true
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Gabry(f): 7:50am On Dec 16, 2008
yeah me too. grin

Would have love to eat that fat blimey snake grin
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 7:57am On Dec 16, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Gabry(f): 8:00am On Dec 16, 2008
Snakes taste like chicken though
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 8:04am On Dec 16, 2008
how do you know?
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Gabry(f): 8:06am On Dec 16, 2008
because ive eaten it before. smiley
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by yysl: 8:07am On Dec 16, 2008
a u sure
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 8:11am On Dec 16, 2008
gabrywyl:

because ive eaten it before. smiley
HOLLY BLOOD OF JESUS! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Gabry(f): 8:12am On Dec 16, 2008
yysl:

a u sure

sexyLeamon:

HOLLY BLOOD OF JESUS! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Oh Common people, whats the big deal. . . Its just a snake. I aint a full pledge Asian if I dont eat Snake meat aight?
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by Gabry(f): 8:13am On Dec 16, 2008
Its the same thing like eating an eel or a crocodile or a grasshopper or an earth worm. . . ok, skip that.

Its the same thing like eating a chicken or beef or duck or pork. . . .
Re: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese by sexyLeamon(f): 8:19am On Dec 16, 2008
gabrywyl:

I aint a full pledge Asian if I don't eat Snake meat aight?
I don't understand

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