I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY:

A guy was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm. He decided to leave for his house but no taxi on that route at that time of the night, so he decided to hitch a ride home if possible. It started raining heavily and suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by his side. He quickly jumped into the passengers side and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when he was about to say thank you to the driver,he discovered there was no one in the car. He started to freak out but was too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the car got to a bend, a hand came in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel. This happened twice and on the third time he totally freaked out, jumped out of the car screaming and landed in a ditch full of rain water. He got up and ran for his dear life and entered the nearest bar he found. After downing 4 bottles of Guinness Stout and narrating his ghost story to anyone who cared to listen, three guys just walked into the same bar all drenched in rain water. One of them pointed at him and said, "John, isn't that the mad man who entered the car while we were pushing it

18th century jokes

mperoakeem:
18th century jokes

no it is 12 century

lol, but why was he toking in a bush

op are u telling us what happened to you?