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Mugu Mugu Mugu by Ucheemmanuelll: 3:19pm On Oct 22, 2014
I have a girlfriend. She is 21,
while I am 25.
She is using Blackberry and iphone while I
am using
Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love
her so
much. I send
400 naira card to her everyday but she
doesn't call
me. She only
flashes me.
Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina
and
fried rice for her
while I drink only pure water and
groundnut.
One day I bought 400 naira card for her;
when we
were together,
she called another guy and told the guy
that she
loves him and
will marry him. When I asked her who she
was
calling, she said
that she was only joking.
She has never ever visited my house and
she
doesn't allow me to
visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her
she
would shout at
me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge
card I buy for
her to 600 naira? or should I buy another
Blackberry
phone for
her and ipad for her too? I know that she
loves me
So much.
Re: Mugu Mugu Mugu by dhardline(m): 3:36pm On Oct 22, 2014
Buy her a car.
Re: Mugu Mugu Mugu by japhmanuel: 3:51pm On Oct 22, 2014
Buy her mansion
Re: Mugu Mugu Mugu by cutieepearl(f): 4:13pm On Oct 22, 2014
Buy her d whole world grin

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