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| If U No Laff, Call Me Mugu by Sunymoore(m): 10:15am On Feb 03, 2013 |
A fat man saw advertisement" Lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would like to join! Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!" & the girl starts running. The Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this program is awesome! He requested a 25kg program. The lady said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" said d man. The Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe but finds a nude MAD MAN saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" That week, the man lost 40kg........! Happy Sunday 1 Like |
| Re: If U No Laff, Call Me Mugu by dopeJemi: 12:09pm On Feb 03, 2013 |
wah if I telL u dis joke z oLd n staLe  2 Likes |
| Re: If U No Laff, Call Me Mugu by Nobody: 5:32pm On Feb 03, 2013 |
old, but still funny. |
| Re: If U No Laff, Call Me Mugu by Rchemical(m): 5:41pm On Feb 03, 2013 |
mugu... |
| Re: If U No Laff, Call Me Mugu by Lucario007(m): 9:16pm On Feb 03, 2013 |
mugu u betta pay me 4 readin dis dry nonsense.... |
| Re: If U No Laff, Call Me Mugu by Nobody: 12:50am On Feb 04, 2013 |
mugu! not funny .  |
| Re: If U No Laff, Call Me Mugu by Emperorjames(m): 10:31am On Feb 05, 2013 |
Mugu....!!! This joke is older than u are or ave u just seen it in ur source for the first time? |
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