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How Do One Put An End To An Addiction? by leojennysmart(f): 5:07pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
Please how do one get past with an addiction? No,this is not funny any longer. I've been stealing plantains all my life,i can't just resist it,i eat to the detriment of others,i dare not be the one to fry plantains,i dare not see it atall. If I'm walking on the street and sees where they display it for sale and i don't have enough mula on me,i simply go home,sleep and eat it in a dream. Such is the extent of the addiction. I need help. |
Re: How Do One Put An End To An Addiction? by davdandam(m): 5:18pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
Heheheheheh |
Re: How Do One Put An End To An Addiction? by Ploy(m): 5:34pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
That is the spell of monkeyism, it has no cure. A thief is a thief, banana theft is not an exception |
Re: How Do One Put An End To An Addiction? by leojennysmart(f): 6:26pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
@Ploy,ok,noted. |
Re: How Do One Put An End To An Addiction? by Jennyluvluv(f): 6:58pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
You need deliverance |
Re: How Do One Put An End To An Addiction? by leojennysmart(f): 8:53pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Some people are allergic to jokes . Chineke ekwela ihe ojo |
Re: How Do One Put An End To An Addiction? by ResourceMan(m): 5:47pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
leojennysmart: Very simple, buy a bunch of ripe,fresh and sweet plantain. Lock yourself in the house and fry everything. Make sure you fry and garnish it to the best of your longer throat ability. Then begin to eat, eat and eat until you are tired of it. After that you will get fed up, though you will still love plantain, but you will now be in total control of your plantain addiction. That is exactly how I cured my addiction to Biscuits. Thank me Later. 2 Likes |
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