1
Checking yourself out in random reflective surfaces
2
Enjoying squeezing your spots
3
Picking your nose
4
Going in for a noseful of underarm
Just seeing if I smell or not!
5
Looking at your bits for no particular reason
6
Having a fun time with your farts
7
Imagining what it’ll be like when you’re famous
8
Having a quick look at your poo
...mother of god.
9
Masturbating
But don't watch plz.

i dont self service.

Guilty of 1,4,7 and 8

Looking for Hugh azz ladies

11
Eating food off the floor well after the 5 second rule expired
12
Fantasising about your crush for hours on end
13
Running through the house in the dark to avoid spooky ghosts
14
Peeing in the shower
We're all peeing in the shower!
15
Have deep, in depth conversations with your pet
16
Forgetting someone’s name and blagging your way through the conversation rather than asking
17
Imagining what random people look like having sex