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Abeg! Leave Me Alone! Na Force! by Xavierkings: 8:33pm On Oct 24, 2014
Please see what my good friend told me:
Xavier my guy, I'm tired of all this nonsense.. So because I gave Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again.
He has been disturbing me calling me on phone, sending me text messages and just recently he added me on Whatsapp..
Imagine any small problem he encounters he 'll just rush his phone and call me for advice. Just last week Obama woke me up from my dear sleep with his phone call just to tell me that his daughter is getting married..!!!
So if Ur daughter wan marry make I run comot from Lagos ni.
2weeks ago Jay-z called me on phone apparently Obama gave him my number. Imagine small Jay-z called me to tell me that his wife Beyonce is pleading for my autograph for their child Blue Ivy...
Which kyn wahala be dis one.!
Because I gave Bill Gate money, I can no longer rest for Dangote.!! he's always coming to my house asking me to give him money which I have given him enough but he won't just stop coming.. naija greedy sha...
Now that 2015 is around the corner, countless politicians are gunning for my house and all over me telling me to help them to win the election.. Damn what's all this.
Re: Abeg! Leave Me Alone! Na Force! by Nobody: 8:36pm On Oct 24, 2014
andyblaze wanna be
Re: Abeg! Leave Me Alone! Na Force! by AndyBlazePenis(f): 8:51pm On Oct 24, 2014
Why u carry me come here grin
samflexxy:
andyblaze wanna be
Re: Abeg! Leave Me Alone! Na Force! by bunmioguns(m): 9:14pm On Oct 24, 2014
Haba which kind weed you dey sniff bro
Re: Abeg! Leave Me Alone! Na Force! by Nobody: 9:19pm On Oct 24, 2014
anoda andyblaze wanna br smh
AndyBlazePenis:


Why u carry me come here grin

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