A nigerian teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered
class, he began by roll-calling. He said
"Sheng." A student said
"present." He called the second name,
Chu Muon. Another student said
"present" Suddenly, he sneezed,
"hatchia" One student seated at the
corner stood up and said, "present" He
then exclaimed and said,
"hmmmm..." all the student shouted
"Absent" He got confused and said,
" Shaa..." Three students stood up and
said, "Which of us?" The teacher
became more confused and he asked, "
What is wrong?" A student stood
up and he said, " Sir, I'm not Wrong, I'm
called Wong." The teacher now
laughed and said, " hahaha" A girl said
"Present sir" The teacher came
closer to find out what was going on, as
he moved his pen fell on the
table and made the sound, " ping chung
chong" A certain boy said, "
Present sir." The teacher now more
confused and annoyed, decided to
move out. As he was moving out, a group
of around 15 students stood
up and shouted, "Teacher, what about
us?"