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6 Type Of People You Meet In The Bank by leckson58(m): 2:45pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL.... 1 - THE PEN BORROWERs: They re always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once u lend them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify dem at a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I've ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're lucky). 2 - The "I dey ur Back" TEAM: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 20 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah) 3 - THE NO PROTOCOLOs TEAM: This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down&within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u still dey there looking like mumu 4queue.(Daris God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting"pls go back" My bros next time come 2bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # LOL! 5 - THE SLIP WASTER: These kind of pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...............................CHAI!!! 6 - THE PPLE FROM ANOTHER PLANET: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo.... Abi nah Liè If am right Comment"!! 1 Like |
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