SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL....
1 - THE PEN BORROWERs: They re always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once u lend them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify dem at a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I've ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time
u will see that pen (except if u're lucky).

2 - The "I dey ur Back" TEAM: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at
your back. If care is nt taken, abt 20 pple can tell
u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they
cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell
am I was here b4 u blah blah)

3 - THE NO PROTOCOLOs TEAM: This kind of
pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served
slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately
they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or
manager, he asks them 2 sit
down&within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while u still dey there looking like
mumu 4queue.(Daris God oooo)

4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple will
always av a problem with d bank door, then u
see them removing their belts, car
keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine
keeps shouting"pls go back" My bros next time
come 2bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... #
LOL!

5 - THE SLIP WASTER: These kind of pple can
waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na JAMB questions,u c
dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take
another one. To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe. Even d so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario...............................CHAI!!!

6 - THE PPLE FROM ANOTHER PLANET: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will
ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple
oooooo....

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