Things I Do That Can Make You Live Longer On Earth
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I love coming late to an occasion because I always think in my mind that other people will come late too, which always turns out to be true, I call it African Time. I flash people with private number.

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Things I Do That Can Make You Live
Longer On Earth I love coming late to an occasion because I always
think in my mind that other people will come late
too, which always turns out to true, I call it African
Time. I flash people's with private number. I am
very loud especially when I'm talking on phone. I
wear sun glasses at night. I run in the rain even though I am already wet. I answer questions with
questions. I always end almost all my words, if not
all, with 'o'. I call every old family friend, uncle, or
auntie. If I go to Benin Republic or Dubai for one
week, I always come back with an American or
British accent. My parents like to sew uniformed outfits for me and my brothers for special
occasions like Christmas day. I enjoy crushing
chicken bones and fish bones. My Mum forces me
to eat even when I am not hungry and when I'm
sick. I love to invite people to a party someone else
invited me to. If you are not progressing in your business, I don't believe it's natural, there must be
some people from your village using your picture
as hand fan. My Mother always reminds me she
carried my pregnancy for nine months when I
refuse to go message for her. I see you awake in
the morning and ask you; Have you woken up? These are what makes me a Nigerian.