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10 Types Of Students You Ll Meet In Nigerian University Hostels by Deeypeey(m): 10:13am On Oct 28, 2014
10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels
1. The rich guy/gal : This one comes to school
as if he/she is packing into a new apartment.
They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts
of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another
one ASAP.
2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room
preaching d gospel. not bad though LOL
3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin….salt,
peper, shoes and even boxers… lol and dey
behave as if their father owns the world.
4. The lucky Friends : these ones Always comes
around wen d food is ready…as if dem plant
camera to monitor you.
5. The village man: this one comes to school wit
all sort of tinz like Maize,
Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who
knws?).
6. The problem solver: this one’s room is Always
full during exam and test as students wants to
get solution to deir academic problems from
him..na only God knw whr dem go since.
7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more
often than the rats living dere. They cook all day
that you begin to wonder if they were employed
to cook.
8. The lover boys : This one dont cook but
brings food from different gals everyday…i
heard its called “COOLER MINISTRY”
9. The thieves: these once will be like, “I like this
your Shoe o” b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.
10. The gamers: these ones play games… PES,
FIFA, NFS,e.t.c all day like sae na B.Sc Gameology dem dey do.lolz
Feel free to add other types that ve missed.
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Ll Meet In Nigerian University Hostels by yungEX(m): 10:34am On Oct 28, 2014
Boooring! angryBoooring!

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You Ll Meet In Nigerian University Hostels by Wiztek(m): 11:19am On Oct 28, 2014
Not bad oo
U try small

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