Dia Broda Baraks,

Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.

I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria. When I fest went to the family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own personal great grandfada.

Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja. I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will cost becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.

I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for dis. Please I need your help for this.

I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in Jesus' name!

Til I hear you, I am

Yours amiable cousin

Festus Obama

thief ow kom i neva:
a. saw u at the family mitin we hold every 20 years
b. saw ur contribution to his campaign
c. your pissure in the aso-ebi we bought
i tink ur Kenya Obama is diffrent from myn who is d Us President elect

Moreova my uncles OBAMA & OSHIOMHOLE said no contract is 2 be awarded till after we celebrate a year in service

haha. . . .

lmao

So una still dey write to Obama

I pity u o

why

Hmmm

you shaiting or peeing?

one of the above

Rommmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaadddddddddeeeeee,

Uncle Barrack, don tell you say hin no no you sha tanda , na by first dem they relate to people, we don tell you say make you waka forward look for your own Barack Obama(the farmer for ya fillage) the Barack wey i write this leta to na the President of United States of Amerika.

Amerika my foot!

by.dot:

one of the above

You need pawpaw leaf to wipe?

hmmm

Ebo u sure say u don chop 2day which farmer dey ya fillage dey bear Obama
abi u tink say we Obama's dey luk 4 by force family memba shio

hmm
lol

Romade,

Wash yasef o, be fari careful. I say this one na my uncle. Go find your own Obama.

stop  ing at me I can never be bot

@ poster otie get ara e ra ra

abi oO. .

wetin?

?nitew

romade:

nitwit

I guessed as much.

mi too. .

Keep guessing. Nothing do you. . .

tru

just2nice:

I guessed as much.

who are u reffern to?

you too guess who s the refference were for

lmfao
;d ;d ;d

this lafff need to be scanned for virus

before scanning may i please know the windows and operating system you are using?