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| One Fool And One Idiot by CuteAngel(f): 3:14pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," replied the second. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!" |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by CuteAngel(f): 3:14pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet". The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!" |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by romsky: 3:26pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
CuteAngel: abeg introduce me to ya papa |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by CuteAngel(f): 3:34pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
my papa na dat ur uncle wey live down down the road |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by romsky: 3:56pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
now i got u knew u wia d third spika just did not want to point u out ya yansh don open 2day all ya post na true xperience |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by CuteAngel(f): 4:29pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
hehehehe  |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by jayjaylux(m): 5:36pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
u gt jokes cuteangel luv dt guy dt gets home @ 3:45 he's off i rate him |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by just2nice(m): 5:58pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
Nice jokes. |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by SamMilla1(m): 1:06am On Nov 19, 2008 |
i concur |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 1:10am On Nov 19, 2008 |
awww @topic. . what incredible jokes  |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by SamMilla1(m): 1:11am On Nov 19, 2008 |
ok, i agree. |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sniperwolf(m): 1:22am On Nov 19, 2008 |
Nice jokes girl. The 1st was superb |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 1:26am On Nov 19, 2008 |
Sam Milla:  |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by Gabry(f): 1:27am On Nov 19, 2008 |
Sima, if its that incredible, why are you crying like a tortoise? |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 1:29am On Nov 19, 2008 |
because i didnt read d joke. .  |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by Gabry(f): 1:36am On Nov 19, 2008 |
heheh! Me too |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 1:40am On Nov 19, 2008 |
hehe. . nawa 4 u O ordinary joke u no fit read. .  ehmmmm |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by Gabry(f): 1:41am On Nov 19, 2008 |
Chei! How about you? Arent we the same? |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by mohawkchic(f): 10:56pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
~Had a giggle w/ the first joke |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 11:30pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
gabrywyl:hehe. . we sure are  |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by krama(m): 8:20pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Some nice ones there |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sholabanke(m): 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
am laughing to the second joke till now |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by mailmalc(m): 12:15am On Nov 25, 2008 |
gud1 |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 1:00am On Nov 25, 2008 |
 d person above mi looks familar |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by Gabry(f): 9:37am On Nov 25, 2008 |
The person above me looks familar |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by krama(m): 10:11am On Nov 25, 2008 |
 The person above me looks familiar  |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by CuteAngel(f): 10:30am On Nov 25, 2008 |
wetin be all this familiar thingy |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by clemcykul(f): 10:31am On Nov 25, 2008 |
wow cutie u look similiar |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by CuteAngel(f): 10:39am On Nov 25, 2008 |
U guyz are so funniliar |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 9:18pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
yea. . dey are all funniest |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by sima(f): 9:20pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
@mailmalc. . . [size=15pt]REPORT TO MY OFFICE NOW![/size] |
| Re: One Fool And One Idiot by clemcykul(f): 11:52am On Nov 26, 2008 |
make u he reports widout those damn clothes |
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