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Watching Football With Wife And Things To Expect!!! by mrbillz(m): 3:39am On Oct 30, 2014 |
WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful. Wife : Dare, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris bawo, no na,that's Theo Walcott!! Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for? Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...oh my God!!, Haba, Wetin nao? Don't you know its Chelsea? Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef? Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man? Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: You are silly. Wo, Arabirin fimile me jare!! (Changes Channel to Africa Magic). Hehehehehehehehehehe . Keep smiling... Good morning guys!!! You can add urs |
Re: Watching Football With Wife And Things To Expect!!! by Nobody: 3:42am On Oct 30, 2014 |
lol...arsenal and chelsea playing,arsenal put on red and you asking which team is puting on blue... |
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