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The Most Unreasonable Job Advert Ever by GeneralShepherd(m): 6:29am On Oct 30, 2014 |
Quality/Project Engineer Job ID / Identificação da Vaga 2014-1355 Job Location / Localidade BR-Macae Posting will expire on / Anúncio irá expirar em 11/24/2014 Overview / Resumo: Diamond Offshore owns and operates one of the largest fleets of offshore drilling units in the world. As a leader in deepwater drilling, Diamond Offshore provides contract drilling services to the energy industry around the globe. Headquartered in Houston, Texas, the Company also maintains primary regional offices in Australia, Brazil, and Scotland, with local offices in other countries as required to support operations. Responsibilities / Responsabilidades: The Quality/Project Engineer will report to Area Technical Services Manager and will be responsible for managing multiple repair, fabrication, and upgrade projects from ashore or onboard the rig. Primary Responsibilities: Liase with Brasdril MODU concerning repair, fabrication and upgrades on rig projects Assist with Shipyard projects onboard Brasdril Rigs Ensure projects are performed in compliance with DODI, Brazil & Class Regulations Perform project bid evaluation ensuring cost, quality and purchasing standards are adhered to Perform preselecting audit of prospective vendors to ensure process meets required quality and capabilities Advise other departments within Brasdril of technical and regulatory agencies and issues relating to projects Participate fully in all Health, Safety and Environmental initiatives and safety programs Follow Diamond Offshore Global Excellence Management System (G.E.M.S.) Perform other duties as required Qualifications / Qualificações: Basic 18 years of age Legally Authorized to work in Brazil without restrictions Bachelor's Degree or higher in Mechanical or Structural Engineering 7 years or more of experience in planning, executing and/or managing MODU repairs and offshore projects 3 or more years of experience with Brazilian, Flag & Class rules and regulations relating to MODU's Fluent in Written and Spoken English Preferred Well organized and capable of multi-tasking in a dynamic fast paced environment ABS rules for Welding, Inspection, Testing & Material selection processes for MODU's Proficient with MS Office & MS Project software or similar project Management program Proficient with project scheduling & control processes In order to be considered for this position you must complete the entire application process, which includes answering all prescreening questions and submitting a copy of your resume on or before the requisition closing date. It is obvious that Nigerian recuriters are more sensible that their Brazilian counter parts 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: The Most Unreasonable Job Advert Ever by hapiness44(f): 8:56am On Oct 30, 2014 |
Buhahahahaha....na wa o! This people no well..maybe d perfect applicant go don start work when e b 10years old.Outrageous mhen! |
Re: The Most Unreasonable Job Advert Ever by sparklespot2003: 9:10am On Oct 30, 2014 |
the person must have started schooling in the womb |
Re: The Most Unreasonable Job Advert Ever by chingydaboss(m): 9:14am On Oct 30, 2014 |
it is obvious naija is beta.. |
Re: The Most Unreasonable Job Advert Ever by Nobody: 9:51am On Oct 30, 2014 |
It should read: At least 18 years of age. Nothing unreasonable about it. |
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