OLD BUT GOLD
Mr and Mrs Akpors at a zoo walk past a
gorillaenclosure.
Mrs Akpors: Sweetheart, do u know that gorillas
are the only animals that behave like men? Look
(seeing that no one is watching, she exposes one of her breasts) Sure enough,the gorilla gets
excited & grabs the bars
of d enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
Mrs Akpors: See, now I know why u react the way
u
do; men can't control their instincts just like gorillas
can't...Men & gorillas are the
same.
Mr Akpors: Wow.. now expose both breast & see
what
happens. (So she exposes both breasts to d gorilla & it gets very excited dat it want to escape
from d enclosure)
Mr Akpors: dis is incredible, now pull ur skirt up,
turn
around, expose ur bum & let's see wat happens.
(d woman did exactly & dis time, d gorilla breaks free
frm d enclosure, grabs Mrs Akpors and starts
yanking her clothes off)
Mrs Akpors[yells]: Dear..wat do I do now? Plz help
me!
Mr Akpors: Nw, tell him u're in ur period, u av a headache or u're nt in mood, n let's see if Gorillas
n
Men are really d same

lolzzz