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Mr And Mrs Akpos by mperoakeem(m): 5:04pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
OLD BUT GOLD Mr and Mrs Akpors at a zoo walk past a gorillaenclosure. Mrs Akpors: Sweetheart, do u know that gorillas are the only animals that behave like men? Look (seeing that no one is watching, she exposes one of her breasts) Sure enough,the gorilla gets excited & grabs the bars of d enclosure as if it wanted to break free. Mrs Akpors: See, now I know why u react the way u do; men can't control their instincts just like gorillas can't...Men & gorillas are the same. Mr Akpors: Wow.. now expose both breast & see what happens. (So she exposes both breasts to d gorilla & it gets very excited dat it want to escape from d enclosure) Mr Akpors: dis is incredible, now pull ur skirt up, turn around, expose ur bum & let's see wat happens. (d woman did exactly & dis time, d gorilla breaks free frm d enclosure, grabs Mrs Akpors and starts yanking her clothes off) Mrs Akpors[yells]: Dear..wat do I do now? Plz help me! Mr Akpors: Nw, tell him u're in ur period, u av a headache or u're nt in mood, n let's see if Gorillas n Men are really d same 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Mr And Mrs Akpos by Nobody: 5:26pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
lolzzz |
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