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Joke Of The Day : Sister Onome Shares Her Testimony In Church. by DeRoyalFranco(m): 1:26am On Sep 20, 2015 |
"Praise thy Lord. Hmmm! It is not a small something. Well,
actually, it all started a two day ago, which
I am in my house. So a small hungry is
catching me, so I look in the house,
nothing much to chop only small plantain
which I have not fried before. So, I tell
myself to fry it and chop, as I am frying
that plantain, so phone ringing, so I look, it
is a faring place, so I now run, which I
reach there, it is my father which call, so I
now say; Father call after, I is plantain
frying. So I keep it. So now, I now turn
around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly
everywhere in my house have turn to
smoke. Children of God as I am
approaching, smoke is bigging, smoke is
just bigging and bigging. It is a fearing
thing o! If it is you self, afraid will catch
you. So I now call the name of Jesus three
times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a
miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing,
to where? I no know. It is a miracle
something o! Smoke start to disappearing
small, small, small. Then, my plantain have
burn to matches. Hallelujah! Praise thy Lord
somebodies. But my main testimony today
be say; I chop that charcoal and nothing is
happen to me! Praise thy Lord! 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: Joke Of The Day : Sister Onome Shares Her Testimony In Church. by Nobody: 1:29am On Sep 20, 2015 |
Re: Joke Of The Day : Sister Onome Shares Her Testimony In Church. by baski92(m): 1:38am On Sep 20, 2015 |
Don't just quote me, UARE STUPID |
Re: Joke Of The Day : Sister Onome Shares Her Testimony In Church. by ademega(m): 2:47am On Sep 20, 2015 |
H. mm |
Re: Joke Of The Day : Sister Onome Shares Her Testimony In Church. by Faremisodeeq(m): 3:43am On Sep 20, 2015 |
mteew wahats dis |
Re: Joke Of The Day : Sister Onome Shares Her Testimony In Church. by sentaljohn(m): 4:37am On Sep 20, 2015 |
smh |
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