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| Status You Would See Assuming We Are In The Old Testament (LWKMD) by Helewud(m): 8:06pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
The kind of status we would be updating on social media (BBM, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram) if we were in the times of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, etc: Princess: Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt! #shaking B'jayB: Just chilling in 1st class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic. But this Lions keep staring at me. #weird Damiflex: Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai... Miracles be going down here. #miraclethings Kemikollz: Eve and hubby got banished. O, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #smh Jacob's status: Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her... Luv u Rachel. #TinsWeDo4Love Pweetykemi: Some people are so cruel! Cain, how could you kill your own brother? # RIPAbel. Your brother is #dorowicked One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now hanging out with Jesus and chilling with my brothers. This guys are funny... LLP! (Laffin Like Pharaoh) Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me! ... Lolz #selfiewithram The two thieves beside Jesus be like: Chilling with the king of d Jews! #calvarythingz Horlayhemmi Swagilicious: Can't believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children! #Likeseriously? flex*Samson*fist*: The chick sold me out... I'm going to bring the roof down on this party! these bitches ain't loyal #doroAngry..... Kevin D Finest: Judas did what  That bro ain'tloyal. #smh# Jason Stackhouse: This pharaoh na baaad guy!!!! Crossing the #redsea on point... #doroEscape 1 Like |
| Re: Status You Would See Assuming We Are In The Old Testament (LWKMD) by mizjules(f): 8:10pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Lwkmd so funny *lol @ selfie with ram* |
| Re: Status You Would See Assuming We Are In The Old Testament (LWKMD) by Liamm(m): 8:17pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Isaac and Samson though  |
| Re: Status You Would See Assuming We Are In The Old Testament (LWKMD) by bigFOOTcaveMAN(m): 8:28pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Potipha's wife: Nearly had my fantasy fulfilled today and to think Joe freaked out and bailed! He will regret rejecting this huge booty i served him on platter. What scorn  |
| Re: Status You Would See Assuming We Are In The Old Testament (LWKMD) by BecaciaBarbie(f): 9:01pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Lol at #Things we do for love #Dorowicked |
| Re: Status You Would See Assuming We Are In The Old Testament (LWKMD) by bjprodint(f): 9:24pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
doro dry |
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