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Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by sunquiyahki(m): 7:07pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Where do u belong?  1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are always found in d front. 2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey just look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish.. 3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw demselves.. dey are always found saying "abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i photocopy". This set of pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go photocopy u join. 4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" clique: These students are damn slowww.. if d lecturer tries to fasten up note callin abit..dey just hands down and join d onlookers. 5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class afta lecture has started.. dey just like sneakin-in and I begin to wonder y d sneaking, didn't u pay skul fees? Abi no be u get d admission neh?. 6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or favour, dey just find one nice spot to receive breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey are off. 7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be students abi dem be non-learning students I dnt just undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag is full of biros. 8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of pple are just lookin for how to start a controversy.. dey just love to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it comes to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent. 9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: Chei dese pple can ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can imagine sumbody asking "sir, the slaves in the plantation, were dey allowed to eat d plantain?" 10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say.. these pple neva attend class buh dia names are always in d attendance and dey always write test.. ghost students. 11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are different from d "argumentists" in dat.. d arguers hav points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps disturbing d klass. 12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang oneside.. 13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of the devil. 14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap. 15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may not be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat. 16. THE AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe anything wey dey happen and dem no dey keep dia mouth shut ( U no need tell me, I know that's where I belong  ) 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
hahahaha!! I belong to numbers 3, 7 n 16 number 1 z so true lol u find them at front, me na back I dey stay near wall. so that I can do things without getting caught |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by Louis055(m): 7:15pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
To be Honest, I fall in d "good listeners" class...... Nice thread. I hope it makes FP. 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by Louis055(m): 7:17pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:badt babe |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Louis055:lols |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by sunquiyahki(m): 7:56pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:Smiles... |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by Varagous(f): 8:16pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
U forgot those that walk in cliques, formin hotest babes/guys on campus |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by sunquiyahki(m): 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Varagous:Mehn!!! You'r so on point!!! 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by hatux: 9:22pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
11.. That's me' I no dey keep shut. Only GOD knows why... Lol |
Re: Types Of Students You'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by Fweshdude(m): 10:05pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Op. You forgot the one`s that will nearly use mouth odour dismantle your lungs. Naa those one`s i dhey fear pass. 1 Like |
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