Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.

TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.

KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.

REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.

OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.

MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.

P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.

B-RED - Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams.

DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday

PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.

YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.

WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.

VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.

SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.

MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.

DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.

ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.

KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.

TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.

TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.

PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.

YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.

SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.

REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.

VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.

BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.

SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.

KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.

FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.

CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.

IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.


EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.

TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.

LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.

D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.

9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.

DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.

ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.

PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking

YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.

2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students……

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[b]ASA - Very brilliant and modest girl who many don't appreciate

Ice Prince - That student that doesn't mind spending his school fees on snapbacks. He is d best dressed student in class and always on jacket even during summer.

Jesse Jagz - That pimpled guy in class, not so brilliant, not so dull, guys mock him and ladies don't like him, he is always sitting at d back in class, forming gangsta.

Falz - One confused village boy, always speaking rubbish grammar in school but still passes English language exams.

VIC O - The most hated student in the school, yet he doesn't send anyone, he goes about failing and factorising pride outnof his failures.

AIRFORCE1 - That student that goes about bragging at the end of every exam, he collects 5 extra sheets for every exam but hardly hit average when results are out

BLAQBONEZ - He goes about dissing senior students and teachers, then blames his failure on the fact that he's yet to get a sponsor.

CYNTHIA MORGAN - That strange female, always sitting at d back with boiz and smoke with during breaks, has no female friend.

SKIBII - That cunning student that pretends to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.

Ruggedman: One of those persons ought to be chairman of old students association but still in school forming baba Isale.

Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to impress girl and likes to bring old answers from seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade, Sade.

Blackface: that poor students that claims to be the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the class.

Faze: That brilliant student that everyone once loved but his step-mum and the witches in his village brought him down.

Black magic: the most dirty and ugly student in class.

Special Ed: sleeps a lot in class and is the first to go to canteen.

Chidinmma: Shortest girl in class, always passing her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.[/b]

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Cynthia Morgan - Has no bf, no gf, always stronging face in class...

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i have laff my belle finish

Lmfao!!! Viktoh!!! Olamide!!! Korede Bello!!!


Iyaf funny die

Hehehe

OP, What of Airforce 1?

Wow.. This is really funny especially Lil kesh's own, the one wey worst pass na b-red on top sey he move with brilliant students, get all the text books and past questions yet still dey fail well I pray for him... Olamide own, OP abeg what else do you expect no be from street he come from
Tiwa savage... I comment reserve... Looool
Oga don jazzy... The bully

Oh. Poor B-red

MI Abaga .. na only English he go sabi

REMINISCE part got me cracking.

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And the school's name would be

Standard school of commotion and flexing..

Hehehehehe Oppppppppp. You are wicked. What did brother Timaya do to you nah? LWKMD.

Lol

Iranu abasha

Na tuface own mk sense pass

Celebrities are overrated.

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how about our own airfor.ce1

Funniest ever,OP u deserve a jacuzzi filled with origin

BIGTinfotech:
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lwkmd

What about Wande Coal, Dammy Crane, Faze and Kelly Handsome?

2face..... lol

Lol bread and viktoh

What of

Lanrewaju Adepoju
Father u turn
Tony tetuila
Gboyega Lawal
Yinka Ayefele
James Blunt
Sunny Okosun
Iya aladuke and our "you're such a diva" crooner, Airforce1