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| Stupid Questions/answers by bigfather(m): 8:40am On Nov 21, 2008 |
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends, . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here, 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet, Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, , why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask, Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years, Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself 5.When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask, Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout, it's just the money. 6.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call, Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping, You dumb witted slowpoke. 7.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair, Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding, ,  |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by romsky: 8:45am On Nov 21, 2008 |
tot i saw that in my mail last week from FFO |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by just2nice(m): 10:45am On Nov 21, 2008 |
So dry that it is flaky. |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Gabry(f): 10:55am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Flaky? U got dandruff abi? |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by bigfather(m): 11:36am On Nov 21, 2008 |
just2nice:If the thing dry , make you wet am with water naa ! You wan swim for inside ?   |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by tytylayor: 11:46am On Nov 21, 2008 |
romade: so fcukin wat?  |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Gabry(f): 12:05pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by romsky: 1:35pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
ty dat village lyfstyle still dey ya body Gab close ur mouth as u no fit talk on my bhalf |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Gabry(f): 1:36pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Wetin I do now?  |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Nautillus(m): 1:47pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
 . . .no a bad attempt . . .i liked the "midnight call one best" |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Gabry(f): 1:54pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Oh finally |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Nautillus(m): 2:38pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
ehh. . .gabb . . .u knw . . . .its getting quite a bit unnerving that you are interested in my humormeter guage levels . . . . . .may i ask why please . . .?? |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Nautillus(m): 2:39pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
ehh. . . , Gabb . . .u knw . . . .its getting quite a bit unnerving that you are interested in my humormeter guage levels . . . . . .may i ask why please . . .?? |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Gabry(f): 2:39pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
because I was just wondering why you nevr smile for hia thats all. its very rare to find a moody person in the joke section sha |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by clemcykul(f): 3:04pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
tell him again. with that his wrinkled face |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Moyola(f): 3:14pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
itz ok! |
| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by Nobody: 5:33pm On May 03, 2012 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions/answers by AAlozie(m): 8:35pm On May 03, 2012 |
Nice 1 |
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