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| 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 22, 2012 |
welcome! pls no cheating, copying and giraffing in dis centre.. attempt to answer the qwestions below 1. how many times u dey brush ur teeth a.1 b.2 c.3 d.4 2. if ur sista no wear pant comot wat is the probability say u go know? a.0 b. 2/10 c. 10/10 d. 5/10 3. calc. the angle of elevation n depresion of urine as e dey comot 4rm ur penisss if d height is 7m and d lenght of d peniss is 15cm? (show ur working pls) 4.calc. the heat transfer of ur fart wen released at an altitude of 2500m and atm. pressure of 256mmHg? (show ur waorking) 5. wat colour will toto acid show on litmus paper? red/blue (state reason) 6. if it takes 9hrs for 3 men to bleep an orobo woman to heavenly feelings hw long will it take one thin lepa man to do the same? a. 9hrs b. 18hrs. c. till death d. undefined. if u scrore above 300 u would be awarded scholarship.. START!! u hv just 5mins  |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Vivly(f): 11:08pm On Mar 22, 2012 |
Donde estan vis jookas- were is the....... Sorry. Nice joke. Got me laffin |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by mikuz(m): 11:58pm On Mar 22, 2012 |
Vivly: Donde estan vis jookas- were is the.......where in Ph do you reside? |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 12:16am On Mar 23, 2012 |
Vivly: Donde estan vis jookas- were is the....... offiense no 1. laffing in d exam hall offiense no.2 caught with handset in hall. = = = offiense no.10. shey ur head correct ni? *tears her paper into shreds* till next yr! |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 12:22am On Mar 23, 2012 |
mikuz: where in Ph do you reside? i swear u irritate me. pls kip off my threads.. FOOOL! |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by bright007(f): 3:21pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
 Is dis å joke? Is dis å joke? |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by bunmioguns(m): 3:30pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
laffing and answering all the questions. . . . .these qsts are too cheap mehn  |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 3:51pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
bunmioguns: laffing and answering all the questions. . . . .these qsts are too cheap mehn offence no.1 laffing in exam hall *deducts 100marks 4rm his paper** bright007: offense no.1. asking qwesions in d examination hall.. offense no.2 so u are u blind ? .... shittz.. *tears his paper* till nxt yr |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by bunmioguns(m): 4:12pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
DONkollione: if you don deduct 100 marks, wht am I gonna score again. . .abeg o, owo oniru, owo oniyo |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
bunmioguns: offense no.3 . asking 4 expo 4rm d invigilator.... *tks him to d front front and sits him beside booqee d assitant invigilator* |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by bunmioguns(m): 5:24pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
DONkollione:  peeping thru booque's Chest. . . .*talking to himself* .OMG. . . Chai See Bobbie |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
 ^^^ nice 1 |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 11:44pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
Vivly: Donde estan vis jookas- were is the....... mikuz wan follow me drag vivly again? |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by blackboi(m): 8:49am On Mar 24, 2012 |
Excuse me sir, i want to go and mastur.piss... I'll be back in sec |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by bright007(f): 12:42pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
Picks up å bottle and breaks it on d invigilators head! Who is next? |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Nobody: 3:53pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
bright007: Picks up å bottle and breaks it on d invigilators head! offence no1. gross misconduct. offence no2. oshodi notorious agbero! * sentenced to 21yr imprisonment* blackboi: Excuse me sir, i want to go and mastur.piss... I'll be back in sec offence no.1 gross misconduct offence no2 caught masturbaffing with indecency magazine in hall.. WTF!. .. SUBMIT NOW! or u mark it urself .. |
| Re: 'e Don Kolo' E-jamb Centre... Lol by Vivly(f): 10:30pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
DONkollione:no sir *quickly cellotapes paper nd answers all leavin booqee in open eyed amazement. Scores-399* |
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