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Akpos Jokes by sanandreass: 10:46pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
AKPOS JOKE - JAMB Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out. Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed… Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened? Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too. Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance? Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too. Papa Akpos: so how was your own result? Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed. Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!! Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result?? I be witch? ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!! |
Re: Akpos Jokes by sanandreass: 10:50pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
AKPOS JOKES: OYA 6 IN 1 That was how AKPOS pressed the bosom of a Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her chest TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS : No..TEACHER:Then tere is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can U see ur brain?..TEACHER: No.. AKPOS: So u have no Brain In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is laziness'?.. Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in the end –THIS IS LAZINESS DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u having meals 3 times a day as I advised?.. EKAETTE: Doctor, I thot u said 3 males a day DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I play Futball & Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u play?.. AKPOS: Until my Phone Bat3 empties OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password 'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said it has to be up to4 characters PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain from me.. MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine with me OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I give her?.. AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO: Gorgeous & sexy.. AKPOS: Give her my number Plz appreciate Our Effort With Just like Our Fb page @facebook.com/gistflip |
Re: Akpos Jokes by sanandreass: 11:07pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard new bb is out. Akpos: all bb's always hang. Gf: dis one doesn't hang. Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its over btwn us.. Lolz pLz like our fb page 2 get more @ http://facebook.com/gistflip |
Re: Akpos Jokes by sanandreass: 6:47am On Nov 07, 2014 |
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Re: Akpos Jokes by sanandreass: 8:37am On Nov 08, 2014 |
1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!" 2. It gives some people their first musical lessons: "Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala" 3. Makes some people natural observers: "Fast, fasterrrr! Yeah fastestttt!" 4. Makes some people announce their own obituary: "You are killing me! I'm dead! I'm dead!! I'm finished! You will kill me ooo! 5. Makes some ladies become terrorists: "Destroy it! Don't have any mercy, Just tear it! Let me feel it!" 6. Others become respectful: "I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you." 7. Makes some people become loyal: "Love you endlessly!... You own my life... I'm yours forever... You are my world." 8. Makes some ladies turn beggars: "Yeah! Please don't stop!... Continue please!... Give it to me... Please do it again!" 9. Some speak in tongues: "Mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaaashaaa haaahaaa!" 10. Some become ethnic: "Aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba! Shumba kani..." Where do you belong? Like our facebook page @ http://facebook.com/gistflip |
Re: Akpos Jokes by sanandreass: 10:05am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration. While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest PUMA and on his back D&G. She thought that was sexy, but when he took off his boxers on his penis was AIDS. Judith, suddenly apprehensive, declined the demonstration. Then Akpos said to her, "Relax babe, when it's erect, it reads ADIDAS." |
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