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What are your obssessions? by hotangel2(f): 10:10pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with 4 young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go home this man is crazy." |
Re: What are your obssessions? by nike4luv(f): 10:11pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
shes obviously obsessed with sex |
Re: What are your obssessions? by hotangel2(f): 10:13pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Yup! |
Re: What are your obssessions? by nike4luv(f): 10:14pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
good one there mami |
Re: What are your obssessions? by hotangel2(f): 10:20pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Re: What are your obssessions? by salako: 10:25pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Unfortunately i have an obsession. its my obsession because even when i try not to think about it, i cant help it. most mornings i awake and I'm forced to think about it. when i switch on the television, listen to music, ride the bus or London underground i am reminded of it constantly; then get fixated with it for a while. I fear this obsession will lead to my downfall. my obsession forces me to consider my integrity as a good man constantly. presently i am a slave to my obsession. obviously my obsession is sex. |
Re: What are your obssessions? by nike4luv(f): 10:26pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
woah |
Re: What are your obssessions? by hotangel2(f): 10:33pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Good one! Now that's something. |
Re: What are your obssessions? by nike4luv(f): 10:33pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
is he really obsessed with sex? |
Re: What are your obssessions? by hotangel2(f): 10:34pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Like duh! It's a good thing though.. [i guess]. |
Re: What are your obssessions? by nike4luv(f): 10:34pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Re: What are your obssessions? by fabian(f): 10:19am On Oct 07, 2005 |
Nice one there Hottie! |
Re: What are your obssessions? by hotangel2(f): 4:06pm On Oct 07, 2005 |
Re: What are your obssessions? by izoneb(f): 7:09am On Oct 03, 2006 |
Almost like Salako,my obsession is Money! |
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